The Division Wed, 13 May 2026

	(1) 2	-	(2) 5
Little Creek Town				STOCKY RAMS
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Val Lay 23 Ulee Daway 68		Bart Ender 12, 30, 47, 80 Ewan Whatarmy 64

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		Christmas Tree
44		Possession		56
6		Shots		16
7		Fouls		6
1		Yellow Cards		0
0		Red Cards		0
1		Offsides		2
Passing		Style		Passing
Defensive		Instruction		Attacking
Pansy		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 V.Crow 74 2 B.Dover 75 3 M.Well 67 4 S.Cola (90) 74 5 B.Arrow 78 6 A.Gravity 71 7 V.Veeta 69 8 W.Deer 46 9 S.Down (90) 45 10 U.Daway 73 11 V.Lay 86 12 M.Labor 0 13 J.Strap 0 14 O.Whackew (90) 45 15 R.Ingleaves 0 16 A.Hassle 0		1 A.Luminum 87 2 S.Dup 83 3 A.Hassle 82 4 W.Bago 78 5 S.Down 79 6 J.King 71 7 J.Czarfunee 72 8 J.Czarfunee 46 9 E.Whatarmy 47 10 S.Manilla 44 11 B.Ender 48 12 A.Nino 0 13 J.Atrics 0 14 W.Dipoo 0 15 W.Dipoo 0 16 M.Skeeto 0

Time		Person	Description
12 mins		Bart Ender	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
23 mins		Val Lay	with the bumcheek of God
30 mins		Bart Ender	with a belter from his own half
45 mins		Sid Down	scuffed a penalty
47 mins		Bart Ender	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
64 mins		Ewan Whatarmy	from a goal kick
68 mins		Ulee Daway	with a dink right on the goal line
80 mins		Bart Ender	with a great chip from the left wing
90 mins		Sheri Cola	Shirt pulling
90 mins		Sid Down	A painful back injury

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Match Report

In a game that had STOCKY RAMS written all over it, it surely came as little surprise to anyone that they left the field 5 - 2 winners over a sorry-looking Little Creek Town side. Like an untended garden, the untrained Little Creek Town have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training. Russell Ingleaves missed the Little Creek Town game claiming it was his time of the month and he had terrible period pains. There was no stopping STOCKY RAMS's Bart Ender who found himself on the scoresheet on 4 separate occasions. Like a master locksmith, STOCKY RAMS's attacking play managed to pick the defensive style of Little Creek Town open. The boss is meant to shape his team, Little Creek Town manager Jim Bain does. But 2 5 3 is not the best shape for them. "He's one of those managers that anyone would give their left leg to play for," enthused striker Bart Ender of his boss Jordan Dixon following his sides win. After this defeat, Little Creek Town boss Jim Bain has got his work cut out. If all else fails at least he could start blaming the ref for his side losing.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Wilmot Piddlethwaite	Hot	Hard Pitch