Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(3) 7
Cookie Monster				Blue Star FC
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:5

Goal Scorers
Ali Gator 14, 39 Walter Melon 26 (og) Ben Crobbery 51 Bowen Arrow 65 Otto Whackew 79		Barb Dwyer 17 (pen) Len DeHand 24 (og) Peter Pantz 40 Amanda Hugnkiss 49, 57, 66 Brighton Early 75

Match Statistics

4 4 2	Formation	5 4 1 Attacking
31	Possession	69
6	Shots	19
7	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	5
Longball	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	H.Annsaw		73
2	B.Board		67
3	S.Down		73
4	L.DeHand		61
5	W.Dipoo		59
6	B.Arrow		46
7	S.Dup		75
8	O.Whackew		87
9	S.Down		64
10	B.Crobbery		75
11	A.Gator	(59)	88
12	W.Melon		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	E.Dover		0
15	L.Nover		0
16	L.Tarred		0

1	B.Dwyer		78
2	A.Hugnkiss		73
3	D.Druff		80
4	P.Pantz		64
5	R.Meeblind	(59)	78
6	W.Melon		63
7	S.Night		79
8	J.Czarfunee		75
9	V.Tire	(63)	82
10	B.Early		43
11	A.Hugnkiss		91
12	M.Absent		0
13	E.Dover		0
14	D.Tater		0
15	H.Annsaw		0
16	R.Kleiner		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Barb Dwyer	blasted a penalty into row z
14 mins	Ali Gator	with a great chip from the left wing
17 mins	Barb Dwyer	after ref awarded a penalty
24 mins	Len DeHand	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
26 mins	Walter Melon	with an own goal
32 mins	Barb Dwyer	scuffed a penalty
39 mins	Ali Gator	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
40 mins	Peter Pantz	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
49 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
51 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
57 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
59 mins	Ali Gator	Foul and abusive language
59 mins	Robin Meeblind	Foul and abusive language
63 mins	Vlad Tire	Interfering with an opponent
65 mins	Bowen Arrow	with a great volley from 10 yards out
66 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
75 mins	Brighton Early	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
79 mins	Otto Whackew	with a great volley from 10 yards out
83 mins	Barb Dwyer	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

With another win tucked under their belts, Blue Star FC must surely be staring down the barrel of promotion. All they need to do now is pull the trigger.
When Blue Star FC's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Leo Tarred was one of the 2 players whose no-show led to Cookie Monster's sorry beating today.
Blue Star FC decided that attacking was the best method of defence as they dominated Cookie Monster, who had decided defence was the best form of defence, for long periods of play.
Ali Gator and Robin Meeblind had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
Cookie Monster look about as convinving playing in the 4 4 2 formation as they would if boss Leon Willis sent them out in dresses.
"The team completely gave up playing in the second half," admitted a red-faced Cookie Monster boss Leon Willis. "Unfortunately it was the best I've seen them all season."
Games this close can often seem cruel on the losers. Bursting into tears at the final whistle and taking their ball home, Cookie Monster clearly felt hard done by.

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