Match Report

	(7) 17	-	(4) 6
John Smiths				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Chanda Lear 11, 52 Frank Furter 13, 20, 37, 45, 60, 67, 78, 89 Michael Owen 17, 27, 49, 56, 63, 82 Emma Roids 85 (pen)		Player Name 77074 9, 45 Player Name 77071 21 Player Name 77078 33, 81 Player Name 77073 57

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	1 8 1
62	Possession	38
17	Shots	8
23	Fouls	12
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Birthday		46
2	M.Labor		42
3	E.Roids	(36)	45
4	V.Crow		42
5	D.Geruss		47
6	N.Ovtime		45
7	F.Furter		42
8	B.Cherry		43
9	C.Lear		44
10	L.Nover		41
11	M.Owen		42
12	R.george		0
13	l.cafu		0
14	G.Buffon		0
15	B.Raul		0
16	C.Vieri		0

1	P.Name 77062		25
2	P.Name 77063		0
3	P.Name 77066		31
4	P.Name 77067		0
5	P.Name 77071	(67)	27
6	P.Name 77073		29
7	P.Name 77076		29
8	P.Name 77077	(36)	42
9	P.Name 77078		28
10	P.Name 77070		0
11	P.Name 77074		34
12	P.Name 77072	(36)	39
13	P.Name 77064		0
14	P.Name 77061		0
15	P.Name 77075	(67) (70)	35
16	P.Name 77069		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
9 mins	Player Name 77074	with a strike from the left wing
11 mins	Chanda Lear	with a thunderous shot from distance
13 mins	Frank Furter	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
17 mins	Michael Owen	from a corner
20 mins	Frank Furter	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
21 mins	Player Name 77071	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
27 mins	Michael Owen	with a spectacular bicycle kick
30 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
33 mins	Player Name 77078	with a great chip from the left wing
34 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
36 mins	Emma Roids	Obstruction
36 mins	Player Name 77077	A bruised shoulder
37 mins	Frank Furter	with a powerful header into the top corner
45 mins	Frank Furter	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
45 mins	Player Name 77074	with a thunderous shot from distance
49 mins	Michael Owen	with the hand of God
52 mins	Chanda Lear	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
56 mins	Michael Owen	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
57 mins	Player Name 77073	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
60 mins	Frank Furter	with a thunderous shot from distance
63 mins	Michael Owen	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
67 mins	Player Name 77071	A mild concussion
67 mins	Frank Furter	with the bumcheek of God
69 mins	Player Name 77062	blasted a penalty into row z
70 mins	Player Name 77075	Dangerous tackling
78 mins	Frank Furter	with a powerful header into the top corner
81 mins	Player Name 77078	with the hand of God
82 mins	Michael Owen	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
85 mins	Emma Roids	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Frank Furter	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

Full marks to John Smiths who look like running away with the division this season. Can anyone catch them? Not unless they're Linford Christie.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though We Play Like Girls boss Chris Beckett could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
Player Name 77070's no-show for We Play Like Girls was due to running out of petrol on the way to the ground. His manager said that although his tank was empty, he was full of it.
John Smiths's Frank Furter read his horoscope before the game it said he would achieve a goal today. It was wrong, he achieved 8 goals.
If attack is the best form of defence, then with John Smiths's attack playing so well genadmin genadmin should think about fielding eleven strikers next game.
We Play Like Girls look about as convinving playing in the 1 8 1 formation as they would if boss Chris Beckett sent them out in dresses.
"It was a great win for us," John Smiths striker Michael Owen told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted with the manner of the win. He says we've taken to it like a duck out of water."
John Smiths played like Greek gods during this magnificent 17 - 6 win. Their manager claimed afterwards that their centaur forward was the key to their victory.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Normal

Normal Pitch