The Division Wed, 1 Apr 2026

	(12) 22	-	(2) 4
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 61654 4, 25, 31, 37, 44 Player Name 61657 11, 73, 81 Player Name 61653 15, 70 Player Name 61650 19, 84 Player Name 61647 22, 59 Player Name 61651 28, 41, 63 Player Name 61656 34, 53 Player Name 57607 47 (og) Player Name 57606 56 (og) Player Name 61658 66		Player Name 57610 11, 24 Player Name 57617 65, 79

Match Statistics
3 6 1		Formation		2 3 2 1 2
69		Possession		31
22		Shots		6
15		Fouls		10
4		Yellow Cards		2
0		Red Cards		0
9		Offsides		3
Longball		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Defensive
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Moulded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 61642 29 2 P.Name 61643 (84) 33 3 P.Name 61646 32 4 P.Name 61647 (20) 31 5 P.Name 61651 26 6 P.Name 61653 32 7 P.Name 61656 (40) 29 8 P.Name 61657 43 9 P.Name 61658 26 10 P.Name 61650 (90) (61) 30 11 P.Name 61654 33 12 P.Name 61652 (90) 42 13 P.Name 61644 0 14 P.Name 61641 0 15 P.Name 61655 0 16 P.Name 61649 0		1 P.Name 57602 29 2 P.Name 57603 0 3 P.Name 57606 (61) (45) 26 4 P.Name 57607 34 5 P.Name 57611 31 6 P.Name 57613 (90) 29 7 P.Name 57616 0 8 P.Name 57617 42 9 P.Name 57618 28 10 P.Name 57610 34 11 P.Name 57614 0 12 P.Name 57612 0 13 P.Name 57604 0 14 P.Name 57601 0 15 P.Name 57615 0 16 P.Name 57609 (61) 34

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 61654	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
8 mins		Player Name 61642	blasted a penalty into row z
11 mins		Player Name 61657	from a corner
11 mins		Player Name 57610	with a flick on
15 mins		Player Name 61653	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
19 mins		Player Name 61650	with a great solo effort
20 mins		Player Name 61647	Squabbling
22 mins		Player Name 61647	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
24 mins		Player Name 57610	from a corner
25 mins		Player Name 61654	with a lovely move from the right wing
28 mins		Player Name 61651	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
31 mins		Player Name 61654	with a brave flying header
34 mins		Player Name 61656	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
37 mins		Player Name 61654	with a thunderous shot from distance
37 mins		Player Name 57617	scuffed a penalty
40 mins		Player Name 61656	High kicking
41 mins		Player Name 61651	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
44 mins		Player Name 61654	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
45 mins		Player Name 57606	Head butting
47 mins		Player Name 57607	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
51 mins		Player Name 61642	scuffed a penalty
51 mins		Player Name 57617	blasted a penalty into row z
53 mins		Player Name 61656	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
56 mins		Player Name 57606	with an own goal
59 mins		Player Name 61647	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
61 mins		Player Name 61650	Head butting
61 mins		Player Name 57606	A mild concussion
63 mins		Player Name 61651	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
65 mins		Player Name 57617	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
66 mins		Player Name 61658	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
70 mins		Player Name 61653	with a belter from his own half
73 mins		Player Name 61657	with a great chip from the left wing
77 mins		Player Name 61642	blasted a penalty into row z
79 mins		Player Name 57617	with a thunderous shot from distance
81 mins		Player Name 61657	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
84 mins		Player Name 61643	Being drunk
84 mins		Player Name 61650	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
87 mins		Player Name 61642	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins		Player Name 57613	Annoying the referee
90 mins		Player Name 61650	A mild concussion

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Match Report

You can't let teams like We Play Like Girls play their game. They were at their most dangerous here and boy were they scoring goals? Yes they were, as We Play Like Girls found out to their cost with a 22 - 4 drubbing. Joe Breheny clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help! We Play Like Girls couldn't keep fish let alone the ball as this performance adequately showed. Player Name 61650 was the We Play Like Girls's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 2 for himself. After today Joe Breheny cannot defend his team. And neither, obviously, could his defence. Big girl's blouse Player Name 61650 is out for 2 weeks because of a mild concussion which he says: "Really really hurts." "The gaffer says that was without a doubt one of our best showings," claimed midfielder Player Name 61650. "What did he tell us at halftime? He said that if you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen." With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 22 times, We Play Like Girls turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Butch Gravelneck	Rainy	Soft Pitch