The Division Fri, 3 Apr 2026

	(4) 7	-	(12) 24
We Play Like Crap				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:8

Goal Scorers
Pete Zaria 8, 33, 80 Clinton Morrison 21, 69 Alf Abet 45 Ben Dover 57		Player Name 20834 4, 7, 21, 28, 31, 34, 41, 44, 51, 55, 59, 65, 69, 76 Renee Sance 10 (og) Player Name 20823 17 Player Name 20837 24, 86 Player Name 20838 38, 48, 62 Player Name 20830 72 Player Name 20821 82, 89

Match Statistics
3 2 5		Formation		5 3 2
68		Possession		32
10		Shots		24
9		Fouls		15
2		Yellow Cards		2
0		Red Cards		0
5		Offsides		4
Continental		Style		Longball
Defensive		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Blades		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 J.King 0 2 A.Abet 45 3 R.Sance (78) 47 4 J.Salako 0 5 A.Sapple 47 6 J.Frayed 0 7 B.Dover 48 8 U.Daway 47 9 V.Hilaire (39) 46 10 P.Zaria 44 11 C.Morrison 48 12 B.Tagg 0 13 W.Zaha 0 14 D.Freedman 0 15 S.Pull 0 16 D.Tater 0		1 P.Name 20822 25 2 P.Name 20823 32 3 P.Name 20826 (44) 30 4 P.Name 20827 35 5 P.Name 20831 32 6 P.Name 20833 28 7 P.Name 20836 30 8 P.Name 20837 42 9 P.Name 20838 27 10 P.Name 20830 (89) 34 11 P.Name 20834 (78) 28 12 P.Name 20832 0 13 P.Name 20824 0 14 P.Name 20821 (78) 32 15 P.Name 20835 0 16 P.Name 20829 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 20834	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
7 mins		Player Name 20834	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
8 mins		Pete Zaria	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
10 mins		Renee Sance	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
14 mins		Player Name 20822	blasted a penalty into row z
17 mins		Player Name 20823	from the dressing room
21 mins		Clinton Morrison	with a header from the penalty area
21 mins		Player Name 20834	with a dink right on the goal line
24 mins		Player Name 20837	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
28 mins		Player Name 20834	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
31 mins		Player Name 20834	with a belter from the halfway line
33 mins		Pete Zaria	with a brave flying header
34 mins		Player Name 20834	with the hand of God
38 mins		Player Name 20838	with a strike from the left wing
39 mins		Vince Hilaire	High kicking
41 mins		Player Name 20834	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
44 mins		Player Name 20826	Head butting
44 mins		Player Name 20834	with a thunderous shot from distance
45 mins		Alf Abet	with a lovely move from the right wing
48 mins		Player Name 20838	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
51 mins		Player Name 20834	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
55 mins		Player Name 20834	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
57 mins		Ben Dover	with a flick on
59 mins		Player Name 20834	with a strike from the left wing
62 mins		Player Name 20838	with a dink right on the goal line
65 mins		Player Name 20834	with a belter from the halfway line
69 mins		Clinton Morrison	with a dink right on the goal line
69 mins		Player Name 20834	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
72 mins		Player Name 20830	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
76 mins		Player Name 20834	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
78 mins		Renee Sance	Squabbling
78 mins		Player Name 20834	A bruised shoulder
79 mins		Player Name 20822	scuffed a penalty
80 mins		Pete Zaria	with a great solo effort
82 mins		Player Name 20821	with a dink right on the goal line
86 mins		Player Name 20837	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
89 mins		Player Name 20830	Time wasting
89 mins		Player Name 20821	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

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Match Report

24 - 7 the score, and that says it all. We Play Like Crap couldn't leave the pitch quick enough after the final whistle had blown. With little sign of organisation from manager Jonas Sandstrom, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus. How lame was Jose Frayed's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to choir practice. Renee Sance's odds for scoring the first goal were so generous he couldn't resist a little flutter on himself. He scooped a couple of hundred quid by beating his own keeper. Easy money eh? The We Play Like Crap's defence will at least go home clean, they slid in for no tackles, the opposition's forwards went clean past them and even hung them out to dry! We Play Like Girls's Steven Campbell is clearly deeply in love with 5 3 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order. "Steven Campbell has the Midas touch at the moment," his midfielder Player Name 20834 claimed in a post-match interview. "He's responsible for our golden performances." null Apparently We Play Like Crap were promised a pint of beer for every goal they scored.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Jasper Goodhead	Rainy	Muddy Pitch