Match Report

	(3) 6	-	(7) 16
John Smiths				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Michael Owen 14, 27, 56, 69 Frank Furter 42 Chanda Lear 84 (pen)		Player Name 59654 5, 15, 24, 53, 62, 71 Player Name 59658 10, 39, 66, 76 Player Name 59657 19, 57, 85 Player Name 59653 34 Player Name 59646 48 Player Name 59651 90

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	2 5 3
60	Possession	40
14	Shots	16
5	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	A.Birthday		46
2	M.Labor		42
3	E.Roids		0
4	V.Crow		0
5	D.Geruss		0
6	N.Ovtime		45
7	F.Furter		42
8	B.Cherry		43
9	C.Lear		44
10	L.Nover	(59)	41
11	M.Owen		42
12	R.george		0
13	l.cafu		0
14	G.Buffon		0
15	B.Raul		0
16	C.Vieri		0

1	P.Name 59642		28
2	P.Name 59643		33
3	P.Name 59646	(65)	30
4	P.Name 59647		33
5	P.Name 59651		25
6	P.Name 59653		29
7	P.Name 59656		30
8	P.Name 59657		38
9	P.Name 59658		30
10	P.Name 59650		33
11	P.Name 59654		33
12	P.Name 59652		0
13	P.Name 59644		0
14	P.Name 59641		0
15	P.Name 59655		0
16	P.Name 59649		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 59654	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
10 mins	Player Name 59658	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
14 mins	Michael Owen	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
15 mins	Player Name 59654	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
19 mins	Player Name 59657	from the dressing room
24 mins	Player Name 59654	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
27 mins	Michael Owen	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
29 mins	Player Name 59642	scuffed a penalty
34 mins	Player Name 59653	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
39 mins	Player Name 59658	with a flick on
42 mins	Frank Furter	with a powerful header into the top corner
44 mins	Player Name 59642	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins	Player Name 59646	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
53 mins	Player Name 59654	with a great solo effort
56 mins	Michael Owen	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
57 mins	Player Name 59657	with a brave flying header
59 mins	Lee Nover	Shirt pulling
62 mins	Player Name 59654	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
65 mins	Player Name 59646	Foul and abusive language
66 mins	Player Name 59658	with a great chip from the left wing
69 mins	Michael Owen	with a dink right on the goal line
71 mins	Player Name 59654	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
76 mins	Player Name 59658	with the hand of God
81 mins	Player Name 59642	blasted a penalty into row z
84 mins	Chanda Lear	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Player Name 59657	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
90 mins	Player Name 59651	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

Maybe it would be fairest to call John Smiths's 16 - 6 demolition at the hands of We Play Like Girls an off day. Maybe it was, but you have to fear for them. Have they got what it takes to bounce back from this?
The We Play Like Girls defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
How lame was Christian Vieri's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to time of the month.
Where did John Smiths get this goalie? It would appear that he's broken. They should take him back and ask for a refund.
genadmin genadmin needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why We Play Like Girls go out in 2 5 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"Player Name 59654 is the kind of guy who lets his game do the talking," said We Play Like Girls manager Mark Landreth. "Good job really, he's so monumentally stupid he can barely string a sentence together."
We Play Like Girls are a side who don't know when to stop. Not so much King Canute, more Old King Goals. He was a merry old soul too.

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Billy Bludgeon

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