The Division Sun, 5 Apr 2026

	(1) 4	-	(8) 21
We Play Like Crap				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Pete Zaria 36, 83 Alf Abet 59 Clinton Morrison 71		Player Name 51854 3, 14, 46, 53, 60, 67, 75, 82, 89 Player Name 51858 7, 64, 72 Player Name 51856 25 Adam Sapple 28 (og) Player Name 51850 32, 39 Player Name 51846 43, 85 Player Name 51857 50, 79 Vince Hilaire 56 (og)

Match Statistics
3 2 5		Formation		3 1 3 1 2
57		Possession		43
8		Shots		21
10		Fouls		20
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		3
Continental		Style		Longball
Defensive		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 J.King 0 2 A.Abet 45 3 R.Sance 47 4 J.Salako 0 5 A.Sapple (64) 47 6 J.Frayed 47 7 B.Dover 48 8 U.Daway 0 9 V.Hilaire 46 10 P.Zaria 44 11 C.Morrison 48 12 B.Tagg 0 13 W.Zaha 0 14 D.Freedman 0 15 S.Pull 0 16 D.Tater 0		1 P.Name 51842 28 2 P.Name 51843 28 3 P.Name 51846 (46) 31 4 P.Name 51847 34 5 P.Name 51851 31 6 P.Name 51853 30 7 P.Name 51856 28 8 P.Name 51857 38 9 P.Name 51858 27 10 P.Name 51850 31 11 P.Name 51854 28 12 P.Name 51852 0 13 P.Name 51844 0 14 P.Name 51841 0 15 P.Name 51855 0 16 P.Name 51849 0

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Player Name 51854	with a belter from his own half
7 mins		Player Name 51858	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
10 mins		Player Name 51854	scuffed a penalty
14 mins		Player Name 51854	with a powerful header into the top corner
25 mins		Pete Zaria	scuffed a penalty
25 mins		Player Name 51856	from a goal kick
28 mins		Adam Sapple	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
32 mins		Player Name 51850	with a great chip from the left wing
36 mins		Pete Zaria	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
36 mins		Player Name 51846	blasted a penalty into row z
39 mins		Player Name 51850	with a belter from the halfway line
43 mins		Player Name 51846	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
46 mins		Player Name 51846	Repeated fouling
46 mins		Player Name 51854	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
48 mins		Alf Abet	scuffed a penalty
50 mins		Player Name 51857	with a brave flying header
53 mins		Player Name 51854	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
56 mins		Vince Hilaire	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
59 mins		Alf Abet	with a great solo effort
60 mins		Player Name 51854	with a lovely move from the right wing
64 mins		Adam Sapple	Indecent exposure
64 mins		Player Name 51858	with a powerful header into the top corner
67 mins		Player Name 51854	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
71 mins		Clinton Morrison	with a strike from the left wing
72 mins		Player Name 51858	with a header from the penalty area
75 mins		Player Name 51854	from a goal kick
79 mins		Player Name 51857	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
82 mins		Player Name 51854	from a goal kick
83 mins		Pete Zaria	with a thunderous shot from distance
85 mins		Player Name 51846	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
89 mins		Player Name 51854	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot

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Match Report

Only the We Play Like Girls fans could bear to watch as their team annihilated an appalling We Play Like Crap 21 - 4. Jonas Sandstrom clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help! Dick Tater was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex. The expression dodgy keeper was apparently coined for the first time after watching We Play Like Crap's Joe King. This guy couldn't stop a running nose. We Play Like Crap's defence is like a bad fisherman. Down the river, too slow to catch anything and keeps forgetting the tackle. Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 3 1 3 1 2 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions. "In all honesty, it was a game we should have won," claimed manager Jonas Sandstrom. "We lost it because we thought we were going to win it. But then again, I thought that there was no way we were going to get a result." If We Play Like Crap want to keep their shorts clean, maybe We Play Like Crap should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Billy Bludgeon	Snowy	Frozen Pitch