Match Report

	(8) 19	-	(2) 5
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:11

Goal Scorers
Player Name 50254 4, 56, 82, 89 Player Name 50256 11, 33, 85 Player Name 50258 18, 48, 60 Player Name 50257 26, 30, 37, 44, 52, 75, 79 Player Name 50246 64 Player Name 50243 71		Player Name 58256 14, 57, 70, 85 Player Name 58257 28

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
67	Possession	33
19	Shots	7
9	Fouls	13
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
8	Offsides	3
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 50242		31
2	P.Name 50243	(59)	33
3	P.Name 50246	(33)	27
4	P.Name 50247		33
5	P.Name 50251		26
6	P.Name 50253		30
7	P.Name 50256		29
8	P.Name 50257		41
9	P.Name 50258	(85)	26
10	P.Name 50250		30
11	P.Name 50254		33
12	P.Name 50252		0
13	P.Name 50244		0
14	P.Name 50241		0
15	P.Name 50255		0
16	P.Name 50249		0

1	S.Smith		28
2	P.Name 58243	(77)	34
3	P.Name 58246		31
4	P.Name 58247		30
5	P.Name 58251		0
6	P.Name 58253		32
7	P.Name 58256		32
8	P.Name 58257		40
9	P.Name 58258		0
10	P.Name 58250		0
11	P.Name 58254		33
12	P.Name 58252		0
13	P.Name 58244		0
14	P.Name 58241		0
15	P.Name 58255		0
16	P.Name 58249		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 50254	with a thunderous shot from distance
8 mins	Player Name 50256	blasted a penalty into row z
11 mins	Player Name 50256	with a header from the penalty area
14 mins	Player Name 50258	blasted a penalty into row z
14 mins	Player Name 58256	from the dressing room
18 mins	Player Name 50258	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
22 mins	Player Name 50257	blasted a penalty into row z
26 mins	Player Name 50257	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
28 mins	Player Name 58257	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
30 mins	Player Name 50257	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
33 mins	Player Name 50246	Head butting
33 mins	Player Name 50256	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
37 mins	Player Name 50257	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
40 mins	Player Name 50257	scuffed a penalty
42 mins	Player Name 58256	blasted a penalty into row z
44 mins	Player Name 50257	with a great solo effort
48 mins	Player Name 50258	with a thunderous shot from distance
52 mins	Player Name 50257	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
56 mins	Player Name 50254	from a free kick
57 mins	Player Name 58256	with a great chip from the left wing
59 mins	Player Name 50243	Spitting
60 mins	Player Name 50258	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
64 mins	Player Name 50246	with a great volley from 10 yards out
68 mins	Player Name 50243	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Player Name 58256	from a corner
71 mins	Player Name 50243	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
75 mins	Player Name 50257	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
77 mins	Player Name 58243	Time wasting
79 mins	Player Name 50257	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
82 mins	Player Name 50254	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
85 mins	Player Name 50258	Repeated diving
85 mins	Player Name 50256	from a throw in
85 mins	Player Name 58256	from a free kick
89 mins	Player Name 50254	with a strike from the left wing

Match Report

A magnificent display by We Play Like Girls saw them obliterate We Play Like Girls 19 - 5.
james calcutt is starting to look like The Pied Piper, his inspirational coaching sees the We Play Like Girls team following his every instruction and dancing to his tune.
We Play Like Girls had so much possession they only had to win the ball once all match - at kick off.
We Play Like Girls are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Stu Smith should be locked up.
Like a box of damp matches, the We Play Like Girls forward line is full of useless strikers.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 1 4 1 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Drew Faulds after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor james calcutt in court and I want those points back."
When it comes to dreamland, We Play Like Girls were certainly in it here. But football is a funny old game. They should enjoy it while they can.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Rainy

Muddy Pitch