Match Report

	(9) 16	-	(4) 8
John Smiths				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:4

Goal Scorers
Chanda Lear 6, 15, 30, 74, 80 Michael Owen 10, 20, 40, 51 Frank Furter 25, 35, 45, 56, 61 Blanco Raul 67 Emma Roids 85 (pen)		Player Name 61654 9 Player Name 61658 17 Player Name 61650 25 Player Name 61656 42, 59 Player Name 61651 50 Val Crow 68 (og) Player Name 61657 85

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	3 6 1
66	Possession	34
17	Shots	9
3	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Passing	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	A.Birthday		46
2	M.Labor		42
3	E.Roids	(87)	45
4	V.Crow		42
5	D.Geruss		0
6	N.Ovtime		45
7	F.Furter		42
8	B.Cherry		43
9	C.Lear		44
10	L.Nover		41
11	M.Owen	(60)	42
12	R.george		0
13	l.cafu		0
14	G.Buffon		0
15	B.Raul	(60)	40
16	C.Vieri		0

1	P.Name 61642	29
2	P.Name 61643	33
3	P.Name 61646	32
4	P.Name 61647	0
5	P.Name 61651	26
6	P.Name 61653	32
7	P.Name 61656	29
8	P.Name 61657	43
9	P.Name 61658	26
10	P.Name 61650	30
11	P.Name 61654	33
12	P.Name 61652	0
13	P.Name 61644	0
14	P.Name 61641	0
15	P.Name 61655	0
16	P.Name 61649	0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Chanda Lear	with a dink right on the goal line
9 mins	Player Name 61654	with the bumcheek of God
10 mins	Michael Owen	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
15 mins	Chanda Lear	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
17 mins	Player Name 61658	from a goal kick
20 mins	Michael Owen	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
25 mins	Frank Furter	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
25 mins	Player Name 61650	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
30 mins	Chanda Lear	with a lovely move from the right wing
35 mins	Frank Furter	with the bumcheek of God
40 mins	Michael Owen	from a free kick
42 mins	Player Name 61656	with a strike from the left wing
45 mins	Frank Furter	with a dink right on the goal line
50 mins	Player Name 61651	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
51 mins	Michael Owen	with a dink right on the goal line
56 mins	Frank Furter	with a belter from his own half
59 mins	Player Name 61656	with a thunderous shot from distance
60 mins	Michael Owen	A broken finger
61 mins	Frank Furter	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
67 mins	Blanco Raul	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
68 mins	Val Crow	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
74 mins	Chanda Lear	with a great volley from 10 yards out
77 mins	Player Name 61642	scuffed a penalty
80 mins	Chanda Lear	from a throw in
85 mins	Emma Roids	after ref awarded a penalty
85 mins	Player Name 61657	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
87 mins	Emma Roids	Scrapping

Match Report

We Play Like Girls would have come out of this match better off if a massive tidal wave had washed over them. The only tidal wave here was the 16 goals John Smiths tucked away.
Aaron Rick must be the organ grinder, We Play Like Girls are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder.
Where ever John Smiths went so did the ball. It was like Mary and her little lamb out there.
It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie Player Name 61642 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
What a performance by John Smiths's strikers! They struck more fear into the opposition than a pantomime baddy. They're in behind you!
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why John Smiths go out in 3 4 3 formation we're still looking for it.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Aaron Rick after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor genadmin genadmin in court and I want those points back."
When it comes to dreamland, John Smiths were certainly in it here. But football is a funny old game. They should enjoy it while they can.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Rainy

Muddy Pitch