The Division Thu, 9 Apr 2026

	(9) 21	-	(5) 9
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 61651 7, 18, 29, 35, 50, 86 Player Name 61654 11, 43, 54, 65, 76, 82 Player Name 61650 22, 79 Player Name 61646 25 Player Name 61643 39, 61 Player Name 61653 46 Player Name 61657 57, 72 Player Name 61656 68		Player Name 59654 8, 57 Player Name 59651 16, 48 Player Name 61643 23 (og) Player Name 59650 31 Player Name 59658 39, 85 Player Name 59642 71 (pen)

Match Statistics
3 6 1		Formation		2 5 3
68		Possession		32
22		Shots		9
15		Fouls		14
3		Yellow Cards		2
0		Red Cards		1
5		Offsides		2
Longball		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Moulded		Boots		Astros

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 61642 29 2 P.Name 61643 (76) 33 3 P.Name 61646 32 4 P.Name 61647 31 5 P.Name 61651 (25) 26 6 P.Name 61653 32 7 P.Name 61656 (47) 29 8 P.Name 61657 43 9 P.Name 61658 26 10 P.Name 61650 30 11 P.Name 61654 33 12 P.Name 61652 0 13 P.Name 61644 0 14 P.Name 61641 0 15 P.Name 61655 0 16 P.Name 61649 0		1 P.Name 59642 28 2 P.Name 59643 0 3 P.Name 59646 (28,86) 30 4 P.Name 59647 (58) 33 5 P.Name 59651 25 6 P.Name 59653 29 7 P.Name 59656 30 8 P.Name 59657 0 9 P.Name 59658 30 10 P.Name 59650 33 11 P.Name 59654 33 12 P.Name 59652 0 13 P.Name 59644 0 14 P.Name 59641 0 15 P.Name 59655 0 16 P.Name 59649 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 61642	blasted a penalty into row z
7 mins		Player Name 61651	with a great volley from 10 yards out
8 mins		Player Name 59654	from a free kick
11 mins		Player Name 61654	with a belter from the halfway line
15 mins		Player Name 61642	blasted a penalty into row z
16 mins		Player Name 59651	with a great volley from 10 yards out
18 mins		Player Name 61651	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
22 mins		Player Name 61650	with a great chip from the left wing
23 mins		Player Name 61643	with an own goal
25 mins		Player Name 61651	Indecent exposure
25 mins		Player Name 61646	with a thunderous shot from distance
28 mins		Player Name 59646	Repeated diving
29 mins		Player Name 61651	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
31 mins		Player Name 59650	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
35 mins		Player Name 61651	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
39 mins		Player Name 61643	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
39 mins		Player Name 59658	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
43 mins		Player Name 61654	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
46 mins		Player Name 61653	from a goal kick
47 mins		Player Name 61656	Spitting
48 mins		Player Name 59651	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
50 mins		Player Name 61651	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
54 mins		Player Name 61654	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
57 mins		Player Name 61657	from a goal kick
57 mins		Player Name 59654	with a powerful header into the top corner
58 mins		Player Name 59647	Foul and abusive language
61 mins		Player Name 61643	with a header from the penalty area
64 mins		Player Name 59642	scuffed a penalty
65 mins		Player Name 61654	with a powerful header into the top corner
68 mins		Player Name 61656	from a throw in
71 mins		Player Name 59642	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins		Player Name 61657	with a great solo effort
76 mins		Player Name 61643	Repeated fouling
76 mins		Player Name 61654	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
78 mins		Player Name 59642	scuffed a penalty
79 mins		Player Name 61650	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
82 mins		Player Name 61654	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
85 mins		Player Name 59658	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
86 mins		Player Name 59646	Stealing
86 mins		Player Name 61651	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net

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Match Report

We Play Like Girls suffered one of their heaviest ever defeats going down 21 - 9 to We Play Like Girls with barely a squeak. The onslaught would have been embarrassing if anyone could bear to watch. Mark Landreth clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help! There's no excuse to miss a game. Player Name 59657 missed this game with the excuse "gone to his mum's for Sunday lunch. " After this defeat, it wasn't an excuse his manager accepted easily. Money can't buy the kind of form which saw We Play Like Girls's Player Name 61651 score after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net. It wasn't the only time his name appeared on the scoresheet, he was on it 6 times before the final whistle. The We Play Like Girls's defence will at least go home clean, they slid in for no tackles, the opposition's forwards went clean past them and even hung them out to dry! Most of We Play Like Girls clearly thought 3 6 1 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions. "The boys were heroes out there," claimed the We Play Like Girls manager after his side's victory. "We threw our dice into the ring and turned up trumps." Being stuffed like a turkey isn't something We Play Like Girls boss Mark Landreth was too happy about. He was in a fowl mood for the rest of the day.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Albert Boneshaker	Rainy	Soft Pitch