Match Report

	(9) 19	-	(5) 11
We Play Like Crap				The Take Over
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Clinton Morrison 4, 13, 33, 47, 56, 60, 68, 76, 85 Pete Zaria 8, 17, 29 Player Name 59725 25 (og) Player Name 59723 37 (og) Adam Sapple 42, 52, 64, 81 Alf Abet 72		Player Name 59738 7, 20, 71 Player Name 59737 14, 35, 41, 90 Renee Sance 47 (og) Player Name 59731 55, 65 (pen) Player Name 59733 79

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	5 2 3
62	Possession	38
19	Shots	11
10	Fouls	21
1	Yellow Cards	3
1	Red Cards	2
2	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	J.King		48
2	A.Abet		45
3	R.Sance	(32,64)	47
4	J.Salako		44
5	A.Sapple		47
6	J.Frayed	(81)	45
7	B.Dover		48
8	U.Daway		47
9	V.Hilaire		46
10	P.Zaria		44
11	C.Morrison		48
12	B.Tagg		0
13	W.Zaha		0
14	D.Freedman		0
15	S.Pull		0
16	D.Tater	(81)	48

1	P.Name 59722		0
2	P.Name 59723		34
3	P.Name 59725	(64,81)	30
4	P.Name 59724	(38,58)	28
5	P.Name 59726	(18)	27
6	P.Name 59727		0
7	P.Name 59731		30
8	P.Name 59733		30
9	P.Name 59739		34
10	P.Name 59737		40
11	P.Name 59738		25
12	P.Name 59732		0
13	P.Name 59730		0
14	P.Name 59721		0
15	P.Name 59735		0
16	P.Name 59734		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Clinton Morrison	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
7 mins	Player Name 59738	with a great solo effort
8 mins	Pete Zaria	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a great volley from 10 yards out
14 mins	Player Name 59737	with a flick on
17 mins	Pete Zaria	with a header from the penalty area
18 mins	Player Name 59726	Shirt pulling
20 mins	Player Name 59738	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
21 mins	Clinton Morrison	scuffed a penalty
25 mins	Player Name 59725	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
27 mins	Player Name 59731	scuffed a penalty
29 mins	Pete Zaria	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
32 mins	Renee Sance	Shirt pulling
33 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a belter from his own half
35 mins	Player Name 59737	from a free kick
37 mins	Player Name 59723	with an own goal
38 mins	Player Name 59724	No apparent reason
41 mins	Player Name 59737	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
42 mins	Adam Sapple	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
47 mins	Clinton Morrison	from a free kick
47 mins	Renee Sance	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
52 mins	Adam Sapple	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
55 mins	Player Name 59731	from the dressing room
56 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
58 mins	Player Name 59724	Repeated diving
60 mins	Clinton Morrison	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
64 mins	Renee Sance	Foul and abusive language
64 mins	Player Name 59725	Foul and abusive language
64 mins	Adam Sapple	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
65 mins	Player Name 59731	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
71 mins	Player Name 59738	with a great solo effort
72 mins	Alf Abet	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
76 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
79 mins	Player Name 59733	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
81 mins	Player Name 59725	Dangerous tackling
81 mins	Jose Frayed	A mild concussion
81 mins	Adam Sapple	from the dressing room
85 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
88 mins	Clinton Morrison	blasted a penalty into row z
90 mins	Player Name 59737	with an amazing lob from an acute angle

Match Report

We Play Like Crap turned on the magic for a thumping 19 - 11 rout of The Take Over.
Like an untended garden, the untrained The Take Over have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
After taking a good hiding while walking past the local school, Player Name 59722 was so humiliated by being beaten up by a 13-year-old girl, he didn't turn up for The Take Over.
Player Name 59737 made sure he was owed a few favours by this The Take Over team mates with his 4 goal haul.
The Take Over's team looks like a bread sandwich, nothing in the middle. Their midfield hardly got a kick.
Renee Sance and Player Name 59725 clashed in a war of words which found them both end up in Terrence Frisk's book.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 5 2 3 formation look impressive, The Take Over however make it look very ordinary.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted The Take Over boss Beginning The Take Over. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
So what went wrong for The Take Over? Apart from not being able to defend, being ineffectual in attack and non-existent in midfield hardly anything.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Windy

Soft Pitch