Match Report

	(0) 0	-	(10) 10
John Smiths				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
		Player Name 58254 5, 13, 17, 29, 40 Player Name 58250 9, 37 Player Name 58253 22 Player Name 58258 26 Player Name 58252 33

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
47	Possession	53
5	Shots	10
6	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	0
1	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Nutter	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	A.Birthday		46
2	M.Labor		42
3	E.Roids		0
4	V.Crow		0
5	D.Geruss		0
6	N.Ovtime		0
7	F.Furter	(23,40)	42
8	B.Cherry		43
9	C.Lear		0
10	L.Nover		41
11	M.Owen		42
12	R.george		0
13	l.cafu		0
14	G.Buffon		0
15	B.Raul		0
16	C.Vieri		0

1	S.Smith		28
2	P.Name 58243		0
3	P.Name 58246		31
4	P.Name 58247		30
5	P.Name 58251		27
6	P.Name 58253	(23)	32
7	P.Name 58256		32
8	P.Name 58257		40
9	P.Name 58258		30
10	P.Name 58250		34
11	P.Name 58254		33
12	P.Name 58252	(23)	45
13	P.Name 58244		0
14	P.Name 58241		0
15	P.Name 58255		0
16	P.Name 58249		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 58254	from a free kick
9 mins	Player Name 58250	from a free kick
12 mins	Michael Owen	blasted a penalty into row z
13 mins	Player Name 58254	from a free kick
17 mins	Player Name 58254	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
22 mins	Player Name 58253	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
23 mins	Frank Furter	Shirt pulling
23 mins	Player Name 58253	A mild concussion
26 mins	Player Name 58258	from a corner
29 mins	Player Name 58254	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
33 mins	Player Name 58252	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
35 mins	Michael Owen	blasted a penalty into row z
37 mins	Player Name 58250	with a great solo effort
40 mins	Frank Furter	Spitting
40 mins	Player Name 58254	with a flick on

Match Report

When a team finds themselves taking a 10 - 0 hiding something has clearly gone very, very wrong. In the case of John Smiths's humbling at the fast feet of We Play Like Girls it all went wrong.
We Play Like Girls may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
John Smiths manager genadmin genadmin was left standing in the car park looking at his watch as Chanda Lear failed to show for this defeat due to a previous engagement.
It was such a bad match for John Smiths goalie Abbie Birthday that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
The We Play Like Girls attack simple bulldozed their way through the John Smiths defence. A demolition job.
The match was abandoned after 40 minutes due to a lack of players, the final score stands.
"We may have rubbed it in his face," We Play Like Girls manager Drew Faulds said of his defeated opposite number genadmin genadmin". "But the was a mess of his own making."
With the sort of activity befitting a side who have scored 10 times, We Play Like Girls turned the opposing penalty boxes into ploughed fields by the final whistle.

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Lewis Lummox

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