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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 8 May 2026 (Day: 36/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Tue, 14 Apr 2026
 
(3) 7 - (11) 19
We Play Like Girls   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5
  Division Pos:12
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 55563 14
Player Name 55576 25, 48
Player Name 55566 37
Player Name 55567 61, 85
Player Name 55570 74  
Player Name 77074 3, 6, 13, 17, 24, 28, 38, 42, 53, 67, 79
Player Name 77070 10
Player Name 77071 20, 60
Player Name 77073 31
Player Name 77076 49
Player Name 77077 71, 87
Player Name 77062 83 (pen)  
 
Match Statistics
5 2 3Formation1 8 1
54Possession46
12Shots19
18Fouls13
2Yellow Cards3
0Red Cards0
3Offsides2
LongballStyleContinental
Counter AttackInstructionDefensive
NormalAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 5556232
2P.Name 5556332
3P.Name 55566 (70)29
4P.Name 55567 (48)33
5P.Name 555710
6P.Name 55573 (57)28
7P.Name 5557631
8P.Name 555770
9P.Name 555780
10P.Name 5557031
11P.Name 5557430
12P.Name 555720
13P.Name 555640
14P.Name 555610
15P.Name 555750
16P.Name 55569 (57)33
1P.Name 7706225
2P.Name 77063 (86)33
3P.Name 7706631
4P.Name 77067 (23)34
5P.Name 7707127
6P.Name 7707329
7P.Name 7707629
8P.Name 7707742
9P.Name 7707828
10P.Name 77070 (57)30
11P.Name 7707434
12P.Name 770720
13P.Name 77064 (23) (31)25
14P.Name 770610
15P.Name 770750
16P.Name 770690
 
Time   Person Description
 3 minsPlayer Name 77074with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 6 minsPlayer Name 77074after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 10 minsPlayer Name 77070from the dressing room
 13 minsPlayer Name 77074from a corner
 14 minsPlayer Name 55563from a goal kick
 17 minsPlayer Name 77074with a flick on
 20 minsPlayer Name 77071with a dink right on the goal line
 23 minsPlayer Name 77067A mild concussion
 24 minsPlayer Name 77074after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 25 minsPlayer Name 55576from the dressing room
 28 minsPlayer Name 77074with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 31 minsPlayer Name 77064Annoying the referee
 31 minsPlayer Name 77073with a brave flying header
 34 minsPlayer Name 77062scuffed a penalty
 37 minsPlayer Name 55566with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 38 minsPlayer Name 77074with a strike from the left wing
 42 minsPlayer Name 77074with a belter from his own half
 48 minsPlayer Name 55567No apparent reason
 48 minsPlayer Name 55576with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 49 minsPlayer Name 77076with a header from the penalty area
 53 minsPlayer Name 77074with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 56 minsPlayer Name 77062blasted a penalty into row z
 57 minsPlayer Name 77070No apparent reason
 57 minsPlayer Name 55573A sprained wrist
 60 minsPlayer Name 77071with a thunderous shot from distance
 61 minsPlayer Name 55567with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 63 minsPlayer Name 77062scuffed a penalty
 67 minsPlayer Name 77074after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 70 minsPlayer Name 55566Squabbling
 71 minsPlayer Name 77077with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 74 minsPlayer Name 55570from a corner
 79 minsPlayer Name 77074with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 83 minsPlayer Name 77062after ref awarded a penalty
 85 minsPlayer Name 55567from a throw in
 86 minsPlayer Name 77063High kicking
 87 minsPlayer Name 77077with a great solo effort
 
 
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Match Report
After taking a humiliating 19 - 7 hiding by We Play Like Girls on the chin at least We Play Like Girls can claim to do something with style. Lose.
The We Play Like Girls squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Ross Saunders ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Manager Ross Saunders was left with an up hill struggle today with 3 players missing. After today's result they're not going to be popular if they show for training on Tuesday night.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. We Play Like Girls's Player Name 55562 is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
Applause rang out for their forwards, We Play Like Girls have more attacking options than a mugger with a Swiss Army knife.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager Chris Beckett does. But 1 8 1 is not the best shape for them.
We Play Like Girls are looking at a record-setting season if they keep up this kind of winning form.
So near yet so far. All We Play Like Girls had to do to secure a draw was score a mere 19 times. Not too much to ask.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Terrence Frisk
 
Rainy
 
Muddy Pitch
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