Match Report

	(3) 7	-	(10) 19
Thartick Pistle				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Player Name 55750 13 Player Name 55757 24, 36, 48, 60, 83 Player Name 55751 71		Player Name 57610 3, 8, 11, 19 (pen), 23, 27, 39 (pen), 42, 46, 62, 66, 74, 77, 81 Player Name 57616 15 Player Name 57606 31 Player Name 57618 54, 70 Player Name 55747 85 (og)

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
69	Possession	31
16	Shots	19
12	Fouls	10
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 55742		26
2	P.Name 55743		0
3	P.Name 55746		0
4	P.Name 55747		30
5	P.Name 55751		30
6	P.Name 55753		0
7	P.Name 55756		0
8	P.Name 55757		39
9	P.Name 55758		0
10	P.Name 55750	(90)	32
11	P.Name 55754		33
12	P.Name 55752		0
13	P.Name 55744		0
14	P.Name 55741	(90)	31
15	P.Name 55755		0
16	P.Name 55749		0

1	P.Name 57602	29
2	P.Name 57603	0
3	P.Name 57606	26
4	P.Name 57607	34
5	P.Name 57611	31
6	P.Name 57613	29
7	P.Name 57616	30
8	P.Name 57617	42
9	P.Name 57618	28
10	P.Name 57610	34
11	P.Name 57614	0
12	P.Name 57612	0
13	P.Name 57604	0
14	P.Name 57601	0
15	P.Name 57615	0
16	P.Name 57609	0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 57610	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
8 mins	Player Name 57610	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
11 mins	Player Name 57610	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins	Player Name 55750	with a dink right on the goal line
15 mins	Player Name 57616	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
19 mins	Player Name 57610	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Player Name 57610	with a dink right on the goal line
24 mins	Player Name 55757	with a great chip from the left wing
27 mins	Player Name 57610	with a lovely move from the right wing
31 mins	Player Name 57606	from the dressing room
36 mins	Player Name 55757	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
39 mins	Player Name 57610	after ref awarded a penalty
42 mins	Player Name 57610	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
46 mins	Player Name 57610	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
48 mins	Player Name 55757	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
54 mins	Player Name 57618	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
58 mins	Player Name 57610	scuffed a penalty
60 mins	Player Name 55757	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
62 mins	Player Name 57610	with a great chip from the left wing
66 mins	Player Name 57610	with a belter from the halfway line
70 mins	Player Name 57618	with the hand of God
71 mins	Player Name 55751	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
74 mins	Player Name 57610	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
77 mins	Player Name 57610	with the bumcheek of God
81 mins	Player Name 57610	with a powerful header into the top corner
83 mins	Player Name 55757	with a header from the penalty area
85 mins	Player Name 55747	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
90 mins	Player Name 55750	A mild concussion
90 mins	Player Name 57606	scuffed a penalty

Match Report

We Play Like Girls are one of those teams who, on their day, are capable of handing out a proper beating. This was one such day with Thartick Pistle the unfortunate recipients of a very one-sided 19 - 7 hammering.
The We Play Like Girls defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Not even leaving blanks on the team sheet could scupper We Play Like Girls's chances. They still recorded a victory with 3 players absent without leave.
Thartick Pistle. Hahahahahaha. Player Name 55747. Hahahaha. Own goal. Hahahaha. Hahaha. Haha. Ha. Ha. Not very funny really.
Thartick Pistle's attackers were doing their best impressions of a incompetent detective. They looked clueless.
The ref didn't lift a single yellow card in anger for the whole match. Mainly because he is completely blind. Once his guide dog is up to speed with some of the more complex rules, the ref will be taken out the back and shot.
We Play Like Girls's Joe Breheny is clearly deeply in love with 2 3 2 1 2. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"A lot of hard work went into this defeat," sobbed manager Kurgen Jlopp "That said, this was a smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there was one."
The only way Thartick Pistle could have hoped to stop this rampant We Play Like Girls side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Billy Bludgeon

Windy

Soft Pitch