Match Report

	(11) 21	-	(2) 5
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 55574 4, 12, 23, 37, 44, 55, 74 Player Name 55578 8, 51 Player Name 55577 16, 30, 33, 41, 67 Player Name 55570 20 Player Name 55576 48, 63, 78 Player Name 55573 71 Player Name 55563 85 Player Name 55567 90		Player Name 59810 31, 54 Player Name 59816 42 (pen), 88 Player Name 59817 77

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	3 6 1
59	Possession	41
22	Shots	7
12	Fouls	13
2	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 55562		32
2	P.Name 55563	(31,87)	32
3	P.Name 55566		29
4	P.Name 55567		33
5	P.Name 55571		30
6	P.Name 55573		28
7	P.Name 55576		31
8	P.Name 55577		40
9	P.Name 55578	(60)	29
10	P.Name 55570		31
11	P.Name 55574		30
12	P.Name 55572		0
13	P.Name 55564		0
14	P.Name 55561		0
15	P.Name 55575		0
16	P.Name 55569		0

1	P.Name 59802		0
2	P.Name 59807		32
3	P.Name 59806		0
4	P.Name 59803		33
5	P.Name 59813		32
6	P.Name 59811		0
7	P.Name 59814		30
8	P.Name 59817	(76)	38
9	P.Name 59818	(47)	24
10	P.Name 59810		31
11	P.Name 59816		27
12	P.Name 59812		0
13	P.Name 59804		0
14	P.Name 59801		0
15	P.Name 59815		0
16	P.Name 59809		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 55574	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
8 mins	Player Name 55578	with a belter from the halfway line
9 mins	Player Name 59816	scuffed a penalty
12 mins	Player Name 55574	from a goal kick
16 mins	Player Name 55577	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
20 mins	Player Name 55570	with a lovely move from the right wing
20 mins	Player Name 59816	blasted a penalty into row z
23 mins	Player Name 55574	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
26 mins	Player Name 55562	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins	Player Name 55577	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
31 mins	Player Name 55563	Repeated fouling
31 mins	Player Name 59810	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
33 mins	Player Name 55577	with a spectacular bicycle kick
37 mins	Player Name 55574	with a spectacular bicycle kick
41 mins	Player Name 55577	with the hand of God
42 mins	Player Name 59816	after ref awarded a penalty
44 mins	Player Name 55574	with a flick on
47 mins	Player Name 59818	Time wasting
48 mins	Player Name 55576	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
51 mins	Player Name 55578	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
54 mins	Player Name 59810	with a great chip from the left wing
55 mins	Player Name 55574	from a throw in
60 mins	Player Name 55578	Repeated diving
60 mins	Player Name 55562	scuffed a penalty
63 mins	Player Name 55576	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
65 mins	Player Name 59816	scuffed a penalty
67 mins	Player Name 55577	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
71 mins	Player Name 55573	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
74 mins	Player Name 55574	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
76 mins	Player Name 59817	Time wasting
77 mins	Player Name 59817	with the hand of God
78 mins	Player Name 55576	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
85 mins	Player Name 55563	with a brave flying header
87 mins	Player Name 55563	Faking injury
88 mins	Player Name 59816	with a great solo effort
90 mins	Player Name 55567	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

After being on the receiving end of a 21 - 5 whitewash, the We Play Like Girls camp claim their side has never played so badly before. On the evidence of this outing you'd be surprised to learn that they had played before.
When We Play Like Girls's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Player Name 59812 missed We Play Like Girls's game because he went on a dirty weekend with the barmaid from his local.
With a performance like this, We Play Like Girls's Player Name 59802 gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
Ross Saunders must certainly feel that he was the best tactician on the day after his longball style won through. Dave Bassett would be proud.
We Play Like Girls player Player Name 55563 collected a red card and another club fine. He's single handedly financing the new training ground.
There are less suitable formations for We Play Like Girls's squad than 5 2 3, but Ross Saunders would be advised to ignore those too.
"Ross Saunders is a genius!" agreed a pair of We Play Like Girls fans in the snug of the local boozer after today's victory. "He should win the Nobel Prize for football management, he's a footballing Einstein and knows the winning formula. Even with that bunch!"
How on earth do you stop a team like We Play Like Girls on this kind of form? How about digging trenches and shoring up the penalty area with sandbags?

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