Match Report

	(6) 16	-	(4) 10
Thartick Pistle				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:4				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Player Name 55754 5 Player Name 55757 10, 19, 25, 30, 41, 70, 79, 88 Player Name 55758 50, 65 Player Name 55756 54, 58, 61 Player Name 55751 74, 83		Player Name 23858 14, 28, 55, 75, 82, 89 Player Name 23848 22 Player Name 23857 35, 62, 69

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
67	Possession	33
16	Shots	10
10	Fouls	14
1	Yellow Cards	4
0	Red Cards	1
4	Offsides	1
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 55742		26
2	P.Name 55743		34
3	P.Name 55746		30
4	P.Name 55747	(33)	30
5	P.Name 55751		30
6	P.Name 55753		28
7	P.Name 55756		28
8	P.Name 55757		39
9	P.Name 55758		26
10	P.Name 55750		32
11	P.Name 55754		33
12	P.Name 55752		0
13	P.Name 55744		0
14	P.Name 55741		0
15	P.Name 55755		0
16	P.Name 55749		0

1	P.Name 23840		28
2	P.Name 23845	(22,44)	34
3	P.Name 23849	(70)	30
4	P.Name 23848	(33)	32
5	P.Name 23847	(70)	30
6	P.Name 23852		0
7	P.Name 23850		31
8	P.Name 23854		28
9	P.Name 23856		32
10	P.Name 23857		42
11	P.Name 23858		28
12	P.Name 23841		0
13	P.Name 23851		0
14	P.Name 23846		0
15	P.Name 23853		0
16	P.Name 23859		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Player Name 55754	from the dressing room
5 mins	Player Name 23858	blasted a penalty into row z
10 mins	Player Name 55757	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
14 mins	Player Name 23858	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
19 mins	Player Name 55757	with a belter from the halfway line
22 mins	Player Name 23845	Squabbling
22 mins	Player Name 23848	with a great solo effort
25 mins	Player Name 55757	with a belter from the halfway line
28 mins	Player Name 23858	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
30 mins	Player Name 55757	with a great volley from 10 yards out
33 mins	Player Name 55747	Foul and abusive language
33 mins	Player Name 23848	Foul and abusive language
35 mins	Player Name 55742	scuffed a penalty
35 mins	Player Name 23857	with the hand of God
41 mins	Player Name 55757	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
42 mins	Player Name 23858	scuffed a penalty
44 mins	Player Name 23845	Foul and abusive language
45 mins	Player Name 55742	scuffed a penalty
48 mins	Player Name 23857	scuffed a penalty
50 mins	Player Name 55758	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
54 mins	Player Name 55756	with a great chip from the left wing
55 mins	Player Name 23858	with a thunderous shot from distance
58 mins	Player Name 55756	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
61 mins	Player Name 55756	with a dink right on the goal line
62 mins	Player Name 23857	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
65 mins	Player Name 55758	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
69 mins	Player Name 23857	with a great volley from 10 yards out
70 mins	Player Name 23847	Fighting with fans
70 mins	Player Name 23849	Fighting with fans
70 mins	Player Name 55757	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
74 mins	Player Name 55751	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
75 mins	Player Name 23858	with a dink right on the goal line
79 mins	Player Name 55757	with a dink right on the goal line
82 mins	Player Name 23858	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
83 mins	Player Name 55751	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
88 mins	Player Name 55757	with a belter from his own half
89 mins	Player Name 23858	with a brave flying header

Match Report

This most resounding of results found Thartick Pistle easily seeing off any threat that We Play Like Girls might have posed with a very comfortable 16 - 10 win.
What a tactician Thartick Pistle manager is. Sure, winning a game of football ain't rocket science, if it were Kurgen Jlopp would be working at NASA not standing in the rain on a Sunday morning.
Thartick Pistle rang rings around We Play Like Girls. And they took the ball with them every time.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. We Play Like Girls's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
We Play Like Girls have lost their shape up front recently. They're strikers are more Lisa Riley than Holly Valance,
Player Name 23847 and Player Name 23849 picked a fight with the biggest guy in the crowd hoping Terrence Frisk would end their embarrassment on the pitch. They both took a beating before Terrence Frisk stepped in and, out of spite, only booked them.
Thartick Pistle look about as convinving playing in the 3 2 5 formation as they would if boss Kurgen Jlopp sent them out in dresses.
"No credit to Kurgen Jlopp", insisted We Play Like Girls manager, Maris Bogdan, of his rival. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves.
the manner of the win here was so comfortable, you half expected to see Thartick Pistle midfielder Player Name 55754 replaced by a sofa in the second half.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Terrence Frisk

Rainy

Muddy Pitch