Match Report

	(4) 7	-	(11) 23
Laskar Pelangi				We Play Like Crap
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Player Name 6476 8 Player Name 6477 17, 57, 86 Player Name 6478 26, 71 Player Name 6470 36		Clinton Morrison 4, 8, 12, 16, 19, 26, 33, 40, 44, 47, 51, 54, 57, 63, 73, 76, 79, 86, 90 Jose Frayed 23, 30 Ulee Daway 66 Pete Zaria 83

Match Statistics

4 3 3 Attacking	Formation	3 2 5
44	Possession	56
12	Shots	23
16	Fouls	11
1	Yellow Cards	2
2	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Continental
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 6462		26
2	P.Name 6463	(23,49)	28
3	P.Name 6466		0
4	P.Name 6467		0
5	P.Name 6471		28
6	P.Name 6473		0
7	P.Name 6476		30
8	P.Name 6477		40
9	P.Name 6478	(78)	24
10	P.Name 6470		31
11	P.Name 6474		30
12	P.Name 6472		0
13	R.Santoso		0
14	P.Name 6461		0
15	P.Name 6475		0
16	P.Name 6469		0

1	J.King		48
2	A.Abet	(37)	45
3	R.Sance		47
4	J.Salako		44
5	A.Sapple		47
6	J.Frayed		47
7	B.Dover		0
8	U.Daway		47
9	V.Hilaire		46
10	P.Zaria	(72)	44
11	C.Morrison		48
12	B.Tagg		0
13	W.Zaha		0
14	D.Freedman		0
15	S.Pull		0
16	D.Tater		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
8 mins	Player Name 6476	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
8 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a flick on
12 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a dink right on the goal line
16 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
17 mins	Player Name 6477	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
19 mins	Clinton Morrison	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
23 mins	Player Name 6463	Head butting
23 mins	Jose Frayed	with a great volley from 10 yards out
26 mins	Player Name 6478	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
26 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a flick on
30 mins	Jose Frayed	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
33 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a great volley from 10 yards out
36 mins	Player Name 6470	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
37 mins	Alf Abet	Flying a kite
40 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a great chip from the left wing
44 mins	Clinton Morrison	from a throw in
45 mins	Player Name 6462	scuffed a penalty
47 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a great volley from 10 yards out
49 mins	Player Name 6463	Faking injury
51 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a great solo effort
54 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a belter from the halfway line
57 mins	Player Name 6477	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
57 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
60 mins	Clinton Morrison	blasted a penalty into row z
63 mins	Clinton Morrison	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
66 mins	Ulee Daway	with a great chip from the left wing
70 mins	Clinton Morrison	blasted a penalty into row z
71 mins	Player Name 6478	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
72 mins	Pete Zaria	Dangerous tackling
73 mins	Clinton Morrison	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
76 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
78 mins	Player Name 6478	Faking injury
79 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a lovely move from the right wing
83 mins	Pete Zaria	with a flick on
86 mins	Player Name 6477	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
86 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
90 mins	Clinton Morrison	with a stunning effort that went in off the post

Match Report

An audacious display of goal-scoring prowess saw We Play Like Crap demolish Laskar Pelangi to take all three points after drubbing them 23 - 7.
Pengembara Dara clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
We Play Like Crap's Ben Dover missed the game after the vicar at his local church insisted he stop for a chat and a cup of tea after the service.
We Play Like Crap manager Jonas Sandstrom agreed to give Clinton Morrison a tenner for every goal he scored. He doubled his wages with 19 goals.
After today's performance Laskar Pelangi 's midfield were bright red in the face - not through exertion but through understandable embarrassment.
Laskar Pelangi player Player Name 6478 collects so many cards he must have a good hand by now. He was sent off again today.
Most of We Play Like Crap clearly thought 3 2 5 was the boss' phone number. Why else did they ignore his formation instructions.
"We were very, very, very poor," admitted Laskar Pelangi boss Pengembara Dara. "We are dismal at the moment, but we need to be positive about our prospects."
Even if this was a game of rugby, Laskar Pelangi wouldn't have been able to compete due to their lack of trying.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

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