Match Report

	(8) 17	-	(1) 2
The Take Over				John Smiths
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 59738 4, 22, 43, 50, 59, 67, 70, 82 Player Name 59737 13, 17, 26, 86 Player Name 59731 34 Player Name 59739 39, 63 Player Name 59733 47 Player Name 59723 54		Chanda Lear 36 Frank Furter 71

Match Statistics

5 2 3	Formation	3 4 3
49	Possession	51
18	Shots	12
13	Fouls	15
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Astros	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 59722		27
2	P.Name 59723		34
3	P.Name 59725		30
4	P.Name 59724		28
5	P.Name 59726		27
6	P.Name 59727	(53)	34
7	P.Name 59731		30
8	P.Name 59733		30
9	P.Name 59739		34
10	P.Name 59737		40
11	P.Name 59738		25
12	P.Name 59732		0
13	P.Name 59730		0
14	P.Name 59721		0
15	P.Name 59735		0
16	P.Name 59734		0

1	A.Birthday		46
2	M.Labor		42
3	E.Roids	(80)	45
4	V.Crow		0
5	D.Geruss		47
6	N.Ovtime		0
7	F.Furter		42
8	B.Cherry		0
9	C.Lear		44
10	L.Nover		41
11	M.Owen		0
12	R.george		0
13	l.cafu		0
14	G.Buffon		0
15	B.Raul		0
16	C.Vieri		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 59738	with a lovely move from the right wing
8 mins	Player Name 59737	blasted a penalty into row z
13 mins	Player Name 59737	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
17 mins	Player Name 59737	with a belter from the halfway line
22 mins	Player Name 59738	with the bumcheek of God
26 mins	Player Name 59737	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
34 mins	Player Name 59731	with a great solo effort
36 mins	Chanda Lear	with a brave flying header
39 mins	Player Name 59739	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
43 mins	Player Name 59738	from a throw in
47 mins	Player Name 59733	with the bumcheek of God
50 mins	Player Name 59738	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
53 mins	Player Name 59727	Faking injury
54 mins	Player Name 59723	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
59 mins	Player Name 59738	with a belter from the halfway line
63 mins	Player Name 59739	with a belter from his own half
67 mins	Player Name 59738	with a belter from the halfway line
70 mins	Player Name 59738	with a great volley from 10 yards out
71 mins	Frank Furter	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
74 mins	Player Name 59738	blasted a penalty into row z
80 mins	Emma Roids	Flying a kite
82 mins	Player Name 59738	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
86 mins	Player Name 59737	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
90 mins	Player Name 59726	blasted a penalty into row z

Match Report

The groundsmen are going to be working overtime to repair the penalty areas after The Take Over barely left them for the duration of this 17 - 2 massacre of John Smiths.
genadmin genadmin would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
As they slipped to this defeat John Smiths could have done with Richard george turning up. His no show was due to a Sky TV installation.
Money can't buy the kind of form which saw The Take Over's Player Name 59737 score with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance. It wasn't the only time his name appeared on the scoresheet, he was on it 4 times before the final whistle.
John Smiths's manager genadmin genadmin needs to whip his forwards into shape. Although after todays shocker he would be excused for just whipping them.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, John Smiths's genadmin genadmin is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 4 3 formation.
"I'm not a believer in luck," manager Beginning The Take Over told the press following his side's victory, "but I do believe you need it."
If John Smiths want to keep their shorts clean, maybe John Smiths should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Snowy

Frozen Pitch