Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(10) 24
We Play Like Girls				John Smiths
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 57610 10, 80 Player Name 57607 24 Player Name 57616 51		Michael Owen 7, 9, 12, 21, 37, 46, 49, 56, 68, 84, 88 Chanda Lear 24, 30, 34, 40, 59, 75 Frank Furter 27, 78 Emma Roids 52 (pen), 65, 71, 81 Val Crow 62

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	3 4 3
30	Possession	70
6	Shots	24
9	Fouls	19
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
0	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Passing
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Nutter
Blades	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 57602	0
2	P.Name 57603	0
3	P.Name 57606	26
4	P.Name 57607	34
5	P.Name 57611	0
6	P.Name 57613	29
7	P.Name 57616	30
8	P.Name 57617	42
9	P.Name 57618	0
10	P.Name 57610	34
11	P.Name 57614	0
12	P.Name 57612	0
13	P.Name 57604	0
14	P.Name 57601	0
15	P.Name 57615	0
16	P.Name 57609	0

1	A.Birthday		46
2	M.Labor		42
3	E.Roids		45
4	V.Crow		42
5	D.Geruss		47
6	N.Ovtime	(90)	46
7	F.Furter		42
8	B.Cherry		0
9	C.Lear		44
10	L.Nover		41
11	M.Owen		42
12	R.george		0
13	l.cafu		0
14	G.Buffon		0
15	B.Raul		0
16	C.Vieri	(90)	43


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Emma Roids	blasted a penalty into row z
7 mins	Michael Owen	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
9 mins	Michael Owen	with the hand of God
10 mins	Player Name 57610	with the hand of God
12 mins	Michael Owen	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
18 mins	Emma Roids	scuffed a penalty
21 mins	Michael Owen	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
24 mins	Player Name 57607	with a lovely move from the right wing
24 mins	Chanda Lear	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
27 mins	Frank Furter	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
30 mins	Chanda Lear	with a spectacular bicycle kick
34 mins	Chanda Lear	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
37 mins	Michael Owen	from a goal kick
38 mins	Player Name 57610	blasted a penalty into row z
40 mins	Chanda Lear	with a powerful header into the top corner
43 mins	Emma Roids	blasted a penalty into row z
46 mins	Michael Owen	with a great chip from the left wing
49 mins	Michael Owen	with a spectacular bicycle kick
51 mins	Player Name 57616	with a brave flying header
52 mins	Emma Roids	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Michael Owen	with a dink right on the goal line
59 mins	Chanda Lear	with a dink right on the goal line
62 mins	Val Crow	with a powerful header into the top corner
65 mins	Emma Roids	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
66 mins	Player Name 57613	blasted a penalty into row z
68 mins	Michael Owen	from a throw in
71 mins	Emma Roids	with a lovely move from the right wing
75 mins	Chanda Lear	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
78 mins	Frank Furter	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
80 mins	Player Name 57610	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
81 mins	Emma Roids	from the dressing room
84 mins	Michael Owen	with a header from the penalty area
88 mins	Michael Owen	with a brave flying header
90 mins	Nick Ovtime	A sprained wrist

Match Report

We Play Like Girls will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 24 - 4 thumping by a John Smiths side who just don't know when to stop. Maybe they could have spared their blushes if they just stayed at home in the first place.
The We Play Like Girls squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Joe Breheny ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
John Smiths took the ball from under the noses of We Play Like Girls at every opportunity.
We Play Like Girls's keeper, Player Name 57602, should have been a comedian. That way he'd give his team mates a good laugh with losing them every game he plays in.
John Smiths's hardworking midfield is behind all that's good in the team's play.
The ref had a few words with one of the We Play Like Girls team for a reckless tackle. He would have booked him, but when asked for his name he said it was Mangbockverstschnivelnickle Xantiamarklebrumbunkle. The ref just put his book away.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's Joe Breheny is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 3 2 1 2 formation.
"The gaffer always tells us a game is not won until it's lost," remarked Nick Ovtime. "And we didn't lose, did we?"
It's a simple game is football. Score more goals than the other team. John Smiths seem to have gone a little too far here and scored more goals than We Play Like Girls look like scoring all season.

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