Match Report

	(6) 13	-	(12) 25
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:9				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Player Name 20834 7, 20, 33, 52, 76, 88 Player Name 20837 13 Player Name 20830 27, 64 Player Name 20836 40 Player Name 20838 46, 82 Player Name 20835 70 (pen)		Player Name 23858 3, 15, 22, 29, 32, 36, 39, 46, 49, 56, 62, 65, 82 Player Name 23849 7, 19, 26 Player Name 20833 11 (og) Player Name 23850 43 Player Name 23857 52 (pen), 59, 72, 76 Player Name 20830 79 (og) Player Name 20834 86 (og) Player Name 23856 89

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
31	Possession	69
13	Shots	25
8	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	6
Longball	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 20822		0
2	P.Name 20823		0
3	P.Name 20826	(30)	30
4	P.Name 20827		0
5	P.Name 20831		32
6	P.Name 20833		28
7	P.Name 20836		30
8	P.Name 20837		42
9	P.Name 20838		27
10	P.Name 20830		34
11	P.Name 20834	(62)	28
12	P.Name 20832		0
13	P.Name 20824		0
14	P.Name 20821		0
15	P.Name 20835	(30)	35
16	P.Name 20829		0

1	P.Name 23840		28
2	P.Name 23845		34
3	P.Name 23849		30
4	P.Name 23848		32
5	P.Name 23847	(61)	30
6	P.Name 23852		0
7	P.Name 23850		31
8	P.Name 23854		28
9	P.Name 23856		32
10	P.Name 23857		42
11	P.Name 23858		28
12	P.Name 23841		0
13	P.Name 23851		0
14	P.Name 23846		0
15	P.Name 23853		0
16	P.Name 23859		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Player Name 23858	with a lovely move from the right wing
7 mins	Player Name 20834	with a great chip from the left wing
7 mins	Player Name 23849	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
11 mins	Player Name 20833	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
13 mins	Player Name 20837	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
15 mins	Player Name 23858	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
19 mins	Player Name 23849	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
20 mins	Player Name 20834	from a throw in
22 mins	Player Name 23858	with a dink right on the goal line
26 mins	Player Name 23849	with a belter from the halfway line
27 mins	Player Name 20830	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
29 mins	Player Name 23858	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
30 mins	Player Name 20826	A mild concussion
32 mins	Player Name 23858	with a powerful header into the top corner
33 mins	Player Name 20834	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
36 mins	Player Name 23858	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
39 mins	Player Name 23858	from a free kick
40 mins	Player Name 20836	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
43 mins	Player Name 23850	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
46 mins	Player Name 20838	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
46 mins	Player Name 23858	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
49 mins	Player Name 23858	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
52 mins	Player Name 20834	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
52 mins	Player Name 23857	after ref awarded a penalty
56 mins	Player Name 23858	from a corner
59 mins	Player Name 20830	blasted a penalty into row z
59 mins	Player Name 23857	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
61 mins	Player Name 23847	Time wasting
62 mins	Player Name 20834	Being drunk
62 mins	Player Name 23858	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
64 mins	Player Name 20830	with the bumcheek of God
65 mins	Player Name 23858	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
69 mins	Player Name 23857	scuffed a penalty
70 mins	Player Name 20835	after ref awarded a penalty
72 mins	Player Name 23857	from a throw in
76 mins	Player Name 20834	from a free kick
76 mins	Player Name 23857	with the bumcheek of God
79 mins	Player Name 20830	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
82 mins	Player Name 20838	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
82 mins	Player Name 23858	with a spectacular bicycle kick
86 mins	Player Name 20834	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
88 mins	Player Name 20834	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
89 mins	Player Name 23856	with a great volley from 10 yards out

Match Report

We Play Like Girls will just want to go home and forget this astonishing 25 - 13 thumping at the hands of We Play Like Girls. Maybe they should have just stayed at home in the first place.
Steven Campbell may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
Player Name 20829 didn't turn out for We Play Like Girls because he'd just got a new game for his PS2 and couldn't tear himself away.
The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. We Play Like Girls's Player Name 20822 is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance.
We Play Like Girls's defence are going to have to find somewhere else to keep their wallets. They've still got We Play Like Girls's attack in their pockets.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager Maris Bogdan does. But 4 3 3 Attacking is not the best shape for them.
The We Play Like Girls players were overheard enthusing about their bosses man management skills after this win: "He gives the players a shoulder to talk to."
Scoring prowess seems a slight under-statement for the kind of fire power on show from this explosive We Play Like Girls. Maybe explosives would have worked better for the utterly out-classed We Play Like Girls.

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