The Division Wed, 29 Apr 2026

	(1) 4	-	(12) 26
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 57617 43, 58, 85 Player Name 57610 71		Player Name 59816 4, 10, 13, 16, 28, 32, 38, 41, 44, 47, 51, 57, 60, 64, 67, 71, 74, 80, 84, 90 Player Name 59802 7 (pen) Player Name 59810 23 Player Name 59818 26, 87 Player Name 59813 54 Player Name 59811 77

Match Statistics
2 3 2 1 2		Formation		3 6 1
38		Possession		62
7		Shots		26
9		Fouls		16
1		Yellow Cards		2
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		3
Continental		Style		Passing
Defensive		Instruction		Defensive
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Astros

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 57602 29 2 P.Name 57603 0 3 P.Name 57606 26 4 P.Name 57607 (52) 34 5 P.Name 57611 31 6 P.Name 57613 (26) 29 7 P.Name 57616 0 8 P.Name 57617 42 9 P.Name 57618 (51) 28 10 P.Name 57610 34 11 P.Name 57614 0 12 P.Name 57612 (51) 42 13 P.Name 57604 0 14 P.Name 57601 0 15 P.Name 57615 0 16 P.Name 57609 (26) 34		1 P.Name 59802 29 2 P.Name 59807 32 3 P.Name 59806 (74) 30 4 P.Name 59803 (51) 33 5 P.Name 59813 32 6 P.Name 59811 28 7 P.Name 59814 30 8 P.Name 59817 38 9 P.Name 59818 24 10 P.Name 59810 31 11 P.Name 59816 27 12 P.Name 59812 0 13 P.Name 59804 0 14 P.Name 59801 0 15 P.Name 59815 0 16 P.Name 59809 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 59816	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
7 mins		Player Name 59802	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins		Player Name 59816	with a belter from his own half
13 mins		Player Name 59816	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
15 mins		Player Name 57610	blasted a penalty into row z
16 mins		Player Name 59816	with a spectacular bicycle kick
20 mins		Player Name 59802	scuffed a penalty
23 mins		Player Name 59810	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
26 mins		Player Name 57613	A mild concussion
26 mins		Player Name 59818	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
28 mins		Player Name 59816	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
29 mins		Player Name 57617	scuffed a penalty
32 mins		Player Name 59816	from a throw in
38 mins		Player Name 59816	from a goal kick
41 mins		Player Name 59816	with a thunderous shot from distance
43 mins		Player Name 57617	with a powerful header into the top corner
44 mins		Player Name 59816	with a spectacular bicycle kick
47 mins		Player Name 59816	from a goal kick
51 mins		Player Name 59803	Scrapping
51 mins		Player Name 57618	A mild concussion
51 mins		Player Name 59816	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
52 mins		Player Name 57607	Shirt pulling
54 mins		Player Name 59813	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
57 mins		Player Name 59816	with a great solo effort
58 mins		Player Name 57617	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
60 mins		Player Name 59816	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
64 mins		Player Name 59816	with a brave flying header
67 mins		Player Name 59816	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
71 mins		Player Name 57610	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
71 mins		Player Name 59816	from a throw in
74 mins		Player Name 59806	Head butting
74 mins		Player Name 59816	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
77 mins		Player Name 59811	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
80 mins		Player Name 59816	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
84 mins		Player Name 59816	with a dink right on the goal line
85 mins		Player Name 57617	from the dressing room
87 mins		Player Name 59818	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
90 mins		Player Name 59816	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance

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Match Report

You have to feel for a side who have just been subjected to the most severe of scorelines. It doesn't get much worse than a 26 - 4 hiding. If they were an animal it would be the kindest thing all round to call a vet. We Play Like Girls's defence could all be lazy greengrocers, they sure shut up shop early today. Player Name 59809 was omitted from today's team due to "been grounded by his parents. " Will he make his place back after the remaining men took all three points. The only hope We Play Like Girls have of turning goalie Player Name 57602 into a decent keeper is to feed him pies non-stop and hope he puts on enough weight to wedge himself between the posts. The We Play Like Girls forward line is no Arsenal. And no arsenal; they lack any reserves of firepower whatsoever. Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 2 3 2 1 2 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary. "Plain and simple, we were the victim of his own downfall," insisted We Play Like Girls manager Joe Breheny. "We pressed the self destruct button ourselves." We Play Like Girls should be ashamed of themselves. Beating We Play Like Girls 26 - 4 was a bit like mugging a granny for her pension. Both are equally defenceless.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Brian Blinker	Hot	Hard Pitch