The Division Wed, 6 May 2026

	(6) 9	-	(12) 24
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:10

Goal Scorers
Player Name 51857 12 (pen), 57 Player Name 51854 19 Player Name 51853 25 Player Name 51847 31 Player Name 51856 38, 44 Player Name 51858 50, 72		Player Name 20834 3, 10, 21, 38, 44, 51, 69, 82, 87 Player Name 20837 6, 17, 32, 35 Player Name 20836 13, 47, 66, 78 Player Name 20830 25, 61 Player Name 20838 41, 55 Player Name 20822 72 (pen) Player Name 20827 75 Player Name 20823 84

Match Statistics
3 1 3 1 2		Formation		5 3 2
39		Possession		61
11		Shots		24
12		Fouls		8
2		Yellow Cards		2
1		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		4
Longball		Style		Longball
Attacking		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 51842 28 2 P.Name 51843 (86) 28 3 P.Name 51846 0 4 P.Name 51847 (28,56) 34 5 P.Name 51851 31 6 P.Name 51853 30 7 P.Name 51856 28 8 P.Name 51857 38 9 P.Name 51858 27 10 P.Name 51850 0 11 P.Name 51854 28 12 P.Name 51852 0 13 P.Name 51844 0 14 P.Name 51841 0 15 P.Name 51855 0 16 P.Name 51849 0		1 P.Name 20822 25 2 P.Name 20823 32 3 P.Name 20826 30 4 P.Name 20827 35 5 P.Name 20831 32 6 P.Name 20833 (28) 28 7 P.Name 20836 30 8 P.Name 20837 42 9 P.Name 20838 27 10 P.Name 20830 (86) 34 11 P.Name 20834 28 12 P.Name 20832 0 13 P.Name 20824 0 14 P.Name 20821 0 15 P.Name 20835 0 16 P.Name 20829 (28) (56) 35

Time		Person	Description
3 mins		Player Name 20834	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
6 mins		Player Name 20837	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
10 mins		Player Name 20834	with a belter from the halfway line
12 mins		Player Name 51857	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins		Player Name 20836	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
17 mins		Player Name 20837	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
19 mins		Player Name 51854	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
21 mins		Player Name 20834	with a great volley from 10 yards out
25 mins		Player Name 51853	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
25 mins		Player Name 20830	with a belter from the halfway line
28 mins		Player Name 51847	Obstruction
28 mins		Player Name 20833	A mild concussion
28 mins		Player Name 20822	scuffed a penalty
31 mins		Player Name 51847	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
32 mins		Player Name 20837	with a great chip from the left wing
35 mins		Player Name 20837	with the hand of God
38 mins		Player Name 51856	with a dink right on the goal line
38 mins		Player Name 20834	with a great solo effort
41 mins		Player Name 20838	from a free kick
44 mins		Player Name 51856	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
44 mins		Player Name 20834	from a goal kick
47 mins		Player Name 20836	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
50 mins		Player Name 51858	with a belter from his own half
51 mins		Player Name 20834	with the hand of God
55 mins		Player Name 20838	with a flick on
56 mins		Player Name 51847	Head butting
56 mins		Player Name 20829	Faking injury
57 mins		Player Name 51857	with a belter from his own half
58 mins		Player Name 20822	blasted a penalty into row z
61 mins		Player Name 20830	with a header from the penalty area
63 mins		Player Name 20822	blasted a penalty into row z
66 mins		Player Name 20836	with a belter from the halfway line
69 mins		Player Name 20834	with a strike from the left wing
72 mins		Player Name 51858	with a powerful header into the top corner
72 mins		Player Name 20822	after ref awarded a penalty
75 mins		Player Name 20827	with the hand of God
78 mins		Player Name 20836	with a header from the penalty area
82 mins		Player Name 20834	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
84 mins		Player Name 20823	with a belter from the halfway line
86 mins		Player Name 51843	Foul and abusive language
86 mins		Player Name 20830	Foul and abusive language
87 mins		Player Name 20834	with a belter from the halfway line

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Match Report

After being on the receiving end of a 24 - 9 whitewash, the We Play Like Girls camp claim their side has never played so badly before. On the evidence of this outing you'd be surprised to learn that they had played before. You'd have to brick up the We Play Like Girls's goal for it to be as safe as it is with this defence in front of it. Player Name 51850 was one of the 1 players whose no-show led to We Play Like Girls's sorry beating today. The goalkeeper's trade is a lonely one. We Play Like Girls's Player Name 51842 is going to be shunned by his team mates, making him feel especially lonely, after this shocking performance. An impressive attacking display. We Play Like Girls are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front. Player Name 51843 and Player Name 20830 had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card. Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 3 1 3 1 2 was a good stab, unfortunately for David Kinghorn most of his squad are best on the bench. "At the end of the day we just ran out of legs," admitted losing manager David Kinghorn. "When they scored I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." No one likes to see their team take such a savage beating. Maybe it's why the We Play Like Girls supporters decided to leave their specs at home.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Albert Boneshaker	Normal	Normal Pitch