Match Report

	(3) 8	-	(9) 18
We Play Like Girls				John Smiths
Division Pos:3				Division Pos:7

Goal Scorers
Player Name 50246 11 Player Name 50247 30, 72 Player Name 50258 40 Player Name 50256 52 Player Name 50250 61, 89 Richard george 80 (og)		Michael Owen 5, 25, 37, 45, 49, 60, 69, 73, 86 Chanda Lear 13, 17, 34, 41, 57, 65, 82 Frank Furter 30, 53

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	3 4 3
33	Possession	67
9	Shots	19
14	Fouls	20
2	Yellow Cards	3
0	Red Cards	2
2	Offsides	5
Continental	Style	Passing
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Nutter
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 50242		0
2	P.Name 50243	(38)	33
3	P.Name 50246	(79)	27
4	P.Name 50247		33
5	P.Name 50251		26
6	P.Name 50253		30
7	P.Name 50256		29
8	P.Name 50257		41
9	P.Name 50258		26
10	P.Name 50250		30
11	P.Name 50254		0
12	P.Name 50252		0
13	P.Name 50244		0
14	P.Name 50241		0
15	P.Name 50255		0
16	P.Name 50249		0

1	A.Birthday		46
2	M.Labor		42
3	E.Roids	(38) (32)	45
4	V.Crow		0
5	D.Geruss	(15,59)	47
6	N.Ovtime		45
7	F.Furter	(44,76)	42
8	B.Cherry		43
9	C.Lear		44
10	L.Nover		41
11	M.Owen		42
12	R.george	(38)	42
13	l.cafu		0
14	G.Buffon		0
15	B.Raul		0
16	C.Vieri		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Michael Owen	from a throw in
11 mins	Player Name 50246	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
13 mins	Chanda Lear	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
15 mins	Dan Geruss	Dangerous tackling
17 mins	Chanda Lear	with a powerful header into the top corner
20 mins	Player Name 50250	blasted a penalty into row z
21 mins	Emma Roids	blasted a penalty into row z
25 mins	Michael Owen	with a dink right on the goal line
30 mins	Player Name 50247	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
30 mins	Frank Furter	with a great volley from 10 yards out
32 mins	Emma Roids	Flying a kite
34 mins	Chanda Lear	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
37 mins	Michael Owen	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
38 mins	Player Name 50243	Spitting
38 mins	Emma Roids	A mild concussion
40 mins	Player Name 50258	with the bumcheek of God
41 mins	Chanda Lear	with a brave flying header
44 mins	Frank Furter	Shirt pulling
45 mins	Michael Owen	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
49 mins	Michael Owen	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
52 mins	Player Name 50256	from the dressing room
53 mins	Frank Furter	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
57 mins	Chanda Lear	from a throw in
59 mins	Dan Geruss	Repeated diving
60 mins	Michael Owen	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
61 mins	Player Name 50250	with a header from the penalty area
65 mins	Chanda Lear	with a spectacular bicycle kick
69 mins	Michael Owen	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
72 mins	Player Name 50247	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
73 mins	Michael Owen	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
76 mins	Frank Furter	Repeated diving
78 mins	Chanda Lear	scuffed a penalty
79 mins	Player Name 50246	High kicking
80 mins	Richard george	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
82 mins	Chanda Lear	from a throw in
86 mins	Michael Owen	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
89 mins	Player Name 50250	with a brave flying header

Match Report

This dizzying 18 - 8 display of goal scoring from John Smiths saw the net bulged time and again as a helpless We Play Like Girls were reduced to mere spectators.
The We Play Like Girls squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as james calcutt ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
Manager james calcutt was left with an up hill struggle today with 1 players missing. After today's result they're not going to be popular if they show for training on Tuesday night.
It was such a bad match for We Play Like Girls goalie Player Name 50242 that, at half time, he asked the ref to check that there was only one ball on the pitch.
We Play Like Girls need to reassess they're attack. Their forwards are going nowhere. And slowly.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager james calcutt does. But 4 1 4 1 is not the best shape for them.
"I reckon james calcutt must love bondage and S+M," a clearly drunk genadmin genadmin was heard slurring in the boozer after today's win. "We had his team tied-up and beaten and he made them put up no resistance. He loves it up him."
Despite all their Christmases coming at once, John Smiths should still get a present. On the evidence of this one-sided contest a deckchair for their goalie might be nice.

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