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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 8 May 2026 (Day: 36/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 7 May 2026
 
(7) 13 - (6) 16
We Play Like Girls   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:11
  Division Pos:4
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 59816 8, 14, 21, 27, 39, 45, 51, 67, 82
Player Name 59818 33
Player Name 59817 72, 88
Player Name 59807 77  
Player Name 23858 10, 19, 43, 47, 56, 65, 76, 85
Player Name 23852 15, 80
Player Name 23857 28, 38, 61, 71
Player Name 23856 52, 90  
 
Match Statistics
3 6 1Formation4 3 3 Attacking
41Possession59
13Shots16
14Fouls12
0Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
0Offsides1
PassingStylePassing
DefensiveInstructionDefensive
NormalAggressionNormal
AstrosBootsBlades
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 5980229
2P.Name 5980732
3P.Name 5980630
4P.Name 5980333
5P.Name 5981332
6P.Name 5981128
7P.Name 5981430
8P.Name 5981738
9P.Name 5981824
10P.Name 598100
11P.Name 5981627
12P.Name 598120
13P.Name 598040
14P.Name 598010
15P.Name 598150
16P.Name 598090
1P.Name 23840 (62)28
2P.Name 2384534
3P.Name 238490
4P.Name 2384832
5P.Name 23847 (66)30
6P.Name 2385244
7P.Name 2385031
8P.Name 2385428
9P.Name 2385632
10P.Name 2385742
11P.Name 2385828
12P.Name 238410
13P.Name 238510
14P.Name 23846 (62)28
15P.Name 238530
16P.Name 238590
 
Time   Person Description
 6 minsPlayer Name 23858scuffed a penalty
 8 minsPlayer Name 59816after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
 10 minsPlayer Name 23858from a throw in
 14 minsPlayer Name 59816with a lovely move from the right wing
 15 minsPlayer Name 23852with a header from the penalty area
 19 minsPlayer Name 23858with a header from the penalty area
 21 minsPlayer Name 59816from the dressing room
 24 minsPlayer Name 23857scuffed a penalty
 27 minsPlayer Name 59816with a great solo effort
 28 minsPlayer Name 23857after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
 33 minsPlayer Name 59818from a corner
 33 minsPlayer Name 23857scuffed a penalty
 38 minsPlayer Name 23857with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 39 minsPlayer Name 59816with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
 43 minsPlayer Name 23858with a stunning effort that went in off the post
 45 minsPlayer Name 59816with a powerful header into the top corner
 47 minsPlayer Name 23858from a corner
 51 minsPlayer Name 59816with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 52 minsPlayer Name 23856with a thunderous shot from distance
 56 minsPlayer Name 23858with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 61 minsPlayer Name 23857with a spectacular bicycle kick
 62 minsPlayer Name 23840A mild concussion
 63 minsPlayer Name 59802scuffed a penalty
 65 minsPlayer Name 23858with a belter from the halfway line
 66 minsPlayer Name 23847Shirt pulling
 67 minsPlayer Name 59816with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 71 minsPlayer Name 23857with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 72 minsPlayer Name 59817with a stunning effort that went in off the post
 76 minsPlayer Name 23858with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
 77 minsPlayer Name 59807with a stunning effort that went in off the post
 80 minsPlayer Name 23852with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 82 minsPlayer Name 59816with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 85 minsPlayer Name 23858with a spectacular bicycle kick
 88 minsPlayer Name 59817from a throw in
 90 minsPlayer Name 23856with a header from the penalty area
 
 
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Match Report
We Play Like Girls were very good value for what was a very comfortable three points in the account. At 16 - 13, there was little We Play Like Girls could do but stand back and marvel.
With little sign of organisation from manager Daniel Shell, the key to this game is tactics. The only keys he'll have next match is for the team bus.
Player Name 59809 missed the game because he had an appointment with the doctor the following day and wanted to spend the time getting ready.
There was no stopping We Play Like Girls's Player Name 23856 who found himself on the scoresheet on 2 separate occasions.
It takes a good team to play the Defensive game effectively, and there was only one of those out on the pitch.
We Play Like Girls's Daniel Shell is clearly deeply in love with 3 6 1. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"I've been mugged!" grumbled Daniel Shell after this defeat. The police weren't taking his claims seriously.
An unsurprising result perhaps. If We Play Like Girls continue to look as keen to offer the opposition three points on plate maybe they should all become waiters.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Wilmot Piddlethwaite
 
Normal
 
Soft Pitch
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