The Division Thu, 7 May 2026

	(5) 13	-	(8) 16
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Crap
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Player Name 61654 6, 17, 76, 86 Player Name 61657 11 Player Name 61653 27, 65 Player Name 61656 38 Clinton Morrison 48 (og) Player Name 61646 54 Player Name 61650 59, 80 Player Name 61651 70		Clinton Morrison 4, 23, 31, 41, 69, 74, 79 Ben Dover 13, 84 Pete Zaria 18, 56 Alf Abet 27 Adam Sapple 36, 50, 65 Player Name 61646 60 (og)

Match Statistics
3 6 1		Formation		3 2 5
38		Possession		62
13		Shots		16
20		Fouls		10
0		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
2		Offsides		2
Longball		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Defensive
Normal		Aggression		Normal
Moulded		Boots		Blades

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 61642 0 2 P.Name 61643 33 3 P.Name 61646 32 4 P.Name 61647 31 5 P.Name 61651 26 6 P.Name 61653 (77) 32 7 P.Name 61656 29 8 P.Name 61657 43 9 P.Name 61658 26 10 P.Name 61650 30 11 P.Name 61654 33 12 P.Name 61652 0 13 P.Name 61644 (77) 28 14 P.Name 61641 0 15 P.Name 61655 0 16 P.Name 61649 0		1 J.King 0 2 A.Abet (77) 45 3 R.Sance 0 4 J.Salako 44 5 A.Sapple 47 6 J.Frayed 47 7 B.Dover 48 8 U.Daway 47 9 V.Hilaire 46 10 P.Zaria 44 11 C.Morrison 48 12 B.Tagg 0 13 W.Zaha 0 14 D.Freedman 0 15 S.Pull 0 16 D.Tater 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Clinton Morrison	with the bumcheek of God
6 mins		Player Name 61654	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
11 mins		Player Name 61657	with a great solo effort
13 mins		Ben Dover	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
17 mins		Player Name 61654	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
18 mins		Pete Zaria	with a belter from his own half
22 mins		Player Name 61653	scuffed a penalty
23 mins		Clinton Morrison	with a lovely move from the right wing
27 mins		Player Name 61653	from a goal kick
27 mins		Alf Abet	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
31 mins		Clinton Morrison	with a thunderous shot from distance
32 mins		Player Name 61656	scuffed a penalty
36 mins		Adam Sapple	from the dressing room
38 mins		Player Name 61656	with a belter from the halfway line
41 mins		Clinton Morrison	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
43 mins		Player Name 61653	scuffed a penalty
46 mins		Adam Sapple	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins		Clinton Morrison	with an own goal
50 mins		Adam Sapple	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
54 mins		Player Name 61646	from the dressing room
56 mins		Pete Zaria	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
59 mins		Player Name 61650	with a header from the penalty area
60 mins		Player Name 61646	with an own goal
65 mins		Player Name 61653	with the hand of God
65 mins		Adam Sapple	with a lovely move from the right wing
69 mins		Clinton Morrison	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
70 mins		Player Name 61651	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
74 mins		Clinton Morrison	with a flick on
76 mins		Player Name 61654	from a throw in
77 mins		Alf Abet	Interfering with an opponent
77 mins		Player Name 61653	A mild concussion
79 mins		Clinton Morrison	with a great volley from 10 yards out
80 mins		Player Name 61650	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
84 mins		Ben Dover	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
86 mins		Player Name 61654	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
89 mins		Clinton Morrison	scuffed a penalty

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Match Report

Promotion must now be the very real target for a side who are beginning to look like this league isn't big enough for them anymore. We Play Like Crap manager Jonas Sandstrom pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts. Renee Sance failed to show for We Play Like Crap because his house burnt down during the night. He tried on three or four occasions to rescue his football boots, but was driven back by the flames. Player Name 61646 scored with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out. He was facing the wrong way at the time. Hindsight is a wonderful thing after an own goal like that. Some tight defensive play by We Play Like Crap held enough of We Play Like Girls's counter attacks in check for the win. We Play Like Crap's Jonas Sandstrom experiment with the 3 2 5 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face. "Winning all the time is not necessarily good for the team," said We Play Like Girls boss Aaron Rick. "Love is good for the players, so long as it's not at half-time." Like Robert The Bruce said, if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. In the case of We Play Like Girls they were certainly trying. Very trying.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Cecil Dingberry	Rainy	Soft Pitch