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MATCH REPORT
Fri, 8 May 2026 (Day: 36/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Thu, 7 May 2026
 
(5) 10 - (6) 13
We Play Like Girls   The Take Over
Division Pos:8
  Division Pos:1
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 55574 8
Player Name 55578 15
Player Name 55570 31, 72
Player Name 55577 38, 44, 86
Player Name 55576 51, 79
Player Name 55563 58  
Player Name 59738 7, 40, 57, 74, 79, 85
Player Name 59739 12, 29
Player Name 59737 17, 51
Player Name 59723 22
Player Name 59726 62
Player Name 59733 69  
 
Match Statistics
5 2 3Formation5 2 3
48Possession52
12Shots14
3Fouls11
1Yellow Cards2
0Red Cards0
4Offsides3
LongballStylePassing
Counter AttackInstructionCounter Attack
NormalAggressionNormal
MouldedBootsAstros
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 555620
2P.Name 55563 (66)32
3P.Name 55566 (30)29
4P.Name 5556733
5P.Name 5557130
6P.Name 5557328
7P.Name 5557631
8P.Name 5557740
9P.Name 5557829
10P.Name 5557031
11P.Name 5557430
12P.Name 555720
13P.Name 555640
14P.Name 555610
15P.Name 55575 (30)30
16P.Name 555690
1P.Name 5972227
2P.Name 5972334
3P.Name 5972530
4P.Name 597240
5P.Name 5972627
6P.Name 597270
7P.Name 5973130
8P.Name 5973330
9P.Name 5973934
10P.Name 59737 (30)40
11P.Name 59738 (61)25
12P.Name 597320
13P.Name 597300
14P.Name 597210
15P.Name 597350
16P.Name 597340
 
Time   Person Description
 7 minsPlayer Name 59738with a belter from the halfway line
 8 minsPlayer Name 55574with a spectacular bicycle kick
 12 minsPlayer Name 59739with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 15 minsPlayer Name 55578after a pigeon distracted the keeper
 17 minsPlayer Name 59737with a spectacular bicycle kick
 22 minsPlayer Name 59723from a throw in
 23 minsPlayer Name 55570scuffed a penalty
 29 minsPlayer Name 59739with a brave flying header
 30 minsPlayer Name 59737Indecent exposure
 30 minsPlayer Name 55566A mild concussion
 31 minsPlayer Name 55570after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 38 minsPlayer Name 55577with a great solo effort
 40 minsPlayer Name 59738with the bumcheek of God
 44 minsPlayer Name 55577with a dink right on the goal line
 45 minsPlayer Name 59737scuffed a penalty
 51 minsPlayer Name 55576with a belter from the halfway line
 51 minsPlayer Name 59737with a dink right on the goal line
 57 minsPlayer Name 59738with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
 58 minsPlayer Name 55563with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 61 minsPlayer Name 59738Annoying the referee
 62 minsPlayer Name 59726with a brave flying header
 65 minsPlayer Name 55567scuffed a penalty
 66 minsPlayer Name 55563Obstruction
 69 minsPlayer Name 59733with a lucky rebound off the keeper
 72 minsPlayer Name 55570with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
 74 minsPlayer Name 59738from a free kick
 79 minsPlayer Name 55576with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
 79 minsPlayer Name 59738with a great solo effort
 85 minsPlayer Name 59738after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
 86 minsPlayer Name 55577with a belter from his own half
 
 
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Match Report
The Take Over enjoyed much of the ball in a 13 - 10 win over We Play Like Girls.
The Take Over manager Beginning The Take Over pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Player Name 59727 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Player Name 55577 made scoring look easy as he completed his hat trick with a belter from his own half.
With more passes than backstage at an Oasis gig, the strong midfield of The Take Over dominated this game, and cut the long ball tactics of We Play Like Girls apart.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 5 2 3 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
Underfire We Play Like Girls manager Ross Saunders explained: "Their keeper played very well and it was not the best pitch, but I am not making excuses."
Such was the effortless win, The Take Over must be wondering if they can play We Play Like Girls every week.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Michael McLintock
 
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Normal Pitch
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