The Division Thu, 7 May 2026

	(7) 14	-	(7) 13
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:10				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 20834 6, 72 Player Name 20830 11 Player Name 20838 17, 22, 67, 87 Player Name 20827 33, 39 Player Name 20836 44 Player Name 20837 49, 61 Player Name 77073 76 (og) Player Name 20835 82		Player Name 77074 4, 16, 29, 42, 54, 66 Player Name 77078 11, 35 Player Name 77077 23, 47, 84, 90 Player Name 77073 60

Match Statistics
5 3 2		Formation		1 8 1
51		Possession		49
14		Shots		13
12		Fouls		3
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		2
Longball		Style		Continental
Counter Attack		Instruction		Defensive
Pansy		Aggression		Normal
Blades		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 20822 0 2 P.Name 20823 (65) (43) 32 3 P.Name 20826 30 4 P.Name 20827 35 5 P.Name 20831 32 6 P.Name 20833 28 7 P.Name 20836 30 8 P.Name 20837 42 9 P.Name 20838 27 10 P.Name 20830 34 11 P.Name 20834 28 12 P.Name 20832 0 13 P.Name 20824 0 14 P.Name 20821 0 15 P.Name 20835 (65) 35 16 P.Name 20829 0		1 P.Name 77062 25 2 P.Name 77063 33 3 P.Name 77066 (65) 31 4 P.Name 77067 34 5 P.Name 77071 27 6 P.Name 77073 29 7 P.Name 77076 29 8 P.Name 77077 42 9 P.Name 77078 28 10 P.Name 77070 0 11 P.Name 77074 34 12 P.Name 77072 0 13 P.Name 77064 0 14 P.Name 77061 0 15 P.Name 77075 0 16 P.Name 77069 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 77074	with a thunderous shot from distance
6 mins		Player Name 20834	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
11 mins		Player Name 20830	with the bumcheek of God
11 mins		Player Name 77078	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
16 mins		Player Name 77074	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
17 mins		Player Name 20838	with a strike from the left wing
22 mins		Player Name 20838	from the dressing room
23 mins		Player Name 77077	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
28 mins		Player Name 20827	scuffed a penalty
29 mins		Player Name 77074	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
33 mins		Player Name 20827	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
35 mins		Player Name 77078	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
39 mins		Player Name 20827	with a belter from his own half
42 mins		Player Name 77074	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
43 mins		Player Name 20823	Dangerous tackling
44 mins		Player Name 20836	with a belter from his own half
47 mins		Player Name 77077	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
49 mins		Player Name 20837	from a corner
54 mins		Player Name 77074	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
55 mins		Player Name 20834	blasted a penalty into row z
60 mins		Player Name 77073	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
61 mins		Player Name 20837	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
65 mins		Player Name 77066	Fighting with fans
65 mins		Player Name 20823	A mild concussion
66 mins		Player Name 77074	with the hand of God
67 mins		Player Name 20838	from a corner
72 mins		Player Name 20834	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
73 mins		Player Name 77062	blasted a penalty into row z
76 mins		Player Name 77073	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
82 mins		Player Name 20835	with a belter from the halfway line
84 mins		Player Name 77077	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
87 mins		Player Name 20838	with a great solo effort
90 mins		Player Name 77077	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

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Match Report

We Play Like Girls might make all the right noises about the beautiful game, but there was very little worth looking at as they squeezed past We Play Like Girls on the right end of a 14 - 13 result. Chris Beckett clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help! As they slipped to this defeat We Play Like Girls could have done with Player Name 77075 turning up. His no show was due to a doctor's appointment. Player Name 77073's own goal is was the kind of blunder he'll be having nightmares about for the rest of the season. And all of the next season. And the one after that… yup, that bad. We Play Like Girls's disciplined counter play was poetry in motion as they unlocked We Play Like Girls's defence. We Play Like Girls's Player Name 77062 couldn't hit a donkey's arse with a banjo from two feet. Why he thinks he can hit a goal net from the penalty spot is a mystery. In short, he missed a penalty. "Steven Campbell is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had." Player Name 20823 ranted after this win. So take a look at We Play Like Girls now. At 14 - 13, We Play Like Girls coming back them was what was against all odds and that's what they've got to face.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Michael McLintock	Snowy	Frozen Pitch