Match Report

	(8) 15	-	(7) 14
We Play Like Girls				Thartick Pistle
Division Pos:12				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Player Name 51854 5, 19, 28, 37, 47 Player Name 51857 10 Player Name 51846 15, 24, 33, 65, 88 Player Name 51856 56, 76 Player Name 51850 71 Player Name 51851 82		Player Name 55756 9, 46 Player Name 55751 15 Player Name 55747 21 Player Name 55750 26, 40 Player Name 55754 30, 61 Player Name 55757 36, 51, 56, 81, 86 Player Name 55742 71 (pen)

Match Statistics

3 1 3 1 2	Formation	3 2 5
41	Possession	59
15	Shots	16
13	Fouls	9
3	Yellow Cards	3
1	Red Cards	1
6	Offsides	7
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Normal	Aggression	Normal
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 51842		28
2	P.Name 51843		28
3	P.Name 51846		31
4	P.Name 51847		0
5	P.Name 51851		31
6	P.Name 51853	(43)	30
7	P.Name 51856	(88)	28
8	P.Name 51857		38
9	P.Name 51858		27
10	P.Name 51850		31
11	P.Name 51854	(20,62)	28
12	P.Name 51852		0
13	P.Name 51844		0
14	P.Name 51841		0
15	P.Name 51855		0
16	P.Name 51849		0

1	P.Name 55742		26
2	P.Name 55743		0
3	P.Name 55746	(56)	30
4	P.Name 55747	(43,85)	30
5	P.Name 55751		30
6	P.Name 55753		0
7	P.Name 55756		28
8	P.Name 55757		39
9	P.Name 55758		0
10	P.Name 55750	(88) (29)	32
11	P.Name 55754		33
12	P.Name 55752	(88)	44
13	P.Name 55744		0
14	P.Name 55741		0
15	P.Name 55755		0
16	P.Name 55749		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Player Name 55742	blasted a penalty into row z
5 mins	Player Name 51854	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
9 mins	Player Name 55756	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
10 mins	Player Name 51857	from a corner
15 mins	Player Name 51846	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
15 mins	Player Name 55751	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
19 mins	Player Name 51854	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
20 mins	Player Name 51854	Unsporting behaviour
21 mins	Player Name 55747	with the hand of God
24 mins	Player Name 51846	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
26 mins	Player Name 55750	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
28 mins	Player Name 51854	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
29 mins	Player Name 55750	Time wasting
30 mins	Player Name 55754	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
33 mins	Player Name 51846	with a strike from the left wing
36 mins	Player Name 55757	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
37 mins	Player Name 51854	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
40 mins	Player Name 55750	from the dressing room
42 mins	Player Name 51854	blasted a penalty into row z
43 mins	Player Name 51853	Head butting
43 mins	Player Name 55747	Head butting
46 mins	Player Name 55756	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
47 mins	Player Name 51854	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
51 mins	Player Name 51856	blasted a penalty into row z
51 mins	Player Name 55757	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
56 mins	Player Name 55746	Shirt pulling
56 mins	Player Name 51856	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
56 mins	Player Name 55757	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
60 mins	Player Name 51846	blasted a penalty into row z
61 mins	Player Name 55754	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
62 mins	Player Name 51854	Obstruction
65 mins	Player Name 51846	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
66 mins	Player Name 55742	scuffed a penalty
71 mins	Player Name 51850	with a brave flying header
71 mins	Player Name 55742	after ref awarded a penalty
76 mins	Player Name 51856	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
76 mins	Player Name 55742	blasted a penalty into row z
81 mins	Player Name 55757	from a corner
82 mins	Player Name 51851	with a dink right on the goal line
85 mins	Player Name 55747	Dangerous tackling
86 mins	Player Name 55757	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
88 mins	Player Name 51856	Shirt pulling
88 mins	Player Name 55750	A broken finger
88 mins	Player Name 51846	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside

Match Report

We Play Like Girls claimed the narrowest of wins snatching victory 15 - 14 over Thartick Pistle.
The We Play Like Girls defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Player Name 55741 missed the game because he'd been arrested after killing his uncle when he went on the rampage with a potato peeler.
We Play Like Girls's Player Name 51846 read his horoscope before the game it said he would achieve a goal today. It was wrong, he achieved 5 goals.
We Play Like Girls went on the attack and although Thartick Pistle tried to come back at them on the break they were outclassed.
Player Name 51853 and Player Name 55747 were both shown the yellow card when they decided to settle an argument with their heads.
With the injury list acquired by Player Name 55751 during the season he could write a medical reference book. He's currently out for 2 weeks with a sprained wrist.
"The gaffer told us it was just a case of putting all our eggs into the next 90 minutes," midfielder Player Name 51854 explained following the match. "He told us to remember that there are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way."
When results fall like this you are left thinking that desire can do funny things to football teams. And we're not talking about an evening in Spearmint Rhino.

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Butch Gravelneck

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