The Division Thu, 7 May 2026

	(9) 17	-	(8) 14
We Play Like Girls				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 59653 9, 23, 80 Player Name 59654 13, 36, 49, 63, 89 Player Name 58247 18 (og) Player Name 59658 28 Player Name 59650 32, 40 Player Name 59657 45 Player Name 59643 54, 59, 84 Player Name 59651 75		Player Name 58254 6, 23, 40, 50, 61 Player Name 58257 12, 45, 66 Player Name 58246 18, 55 Player Name 58258 29 Player Name 58251 35, 71, 76

Match Statistics
2 5 3		Formation		3 5 2 Attacking
54		Possession		46
17		Shots		17
12		Fouls		12
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
3		Offsides		2
Continental		Style		Passing
Counter Attack		Instruction		Counter Attack
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Astros		Boots		Studded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 59642 28 2 P.Name 59643 33 3 P.Name 59646 (62) 30 4 P.Name 59647 33 5 P.Name 59651 25 6 P.Name 59653 29 7 P.Name 59656 30 8 P.Name 59657 38 9 P.Name 59658 30 10 P.Name 59650 33 11 P.Name 59654 33 12 P.Name 59652 0 13 P.Name 59644 0 14 P.Name 59641 0 15 P.Name 59655 0 16 P.Name 59649 0		1 S.Smith 28 2 P.Name 58243 0 3 P.Name 58246 (62) (50) 31 4 P.Name 58247 30 5 P.Name 58251 27 6 P.Name 58253 0 7 P.Name 58256 32 8 P.Name 58257 40 9 P.Name 58258 30 10 P.Name 58250 34 11 P.Name 58254 33 12 P.Name 58252 0 13 P.Name 58244 0 14 P.Name 58241 0 15 P.Name 58255 0 16 P.Name 58249 (62) 36

Time		Person	Description
5 mins		Player Name 59642	scuffed a penalty
6 mins		Player Name 58254	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
9 mins		Player Name 59653	with a brave flying header
12 mins		Player Name 58257	from the dressing room
13 mins		Player Name 59654	with a great solo effort
18 mins		Player Name 58247	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
18 mins		Player Name 58246	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
23 mins		Player Name 59653	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
23 mins		Player Name 58254	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
28 mins		Player Name 59658	with a strike from the left wing
29 mins		Player Name 58258	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
32 mins		Player Name 59650	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
35 mins		Player Name 58251	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
36 mins		Player Name 59654	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
40 mins		Player Name 59650	with a great volley from 10 yards out
40 mins		Player Name 58254	with a spectacular bicycle kick
45 mins		Player Name 59657	with a brave flying header
45 mins		Player Name 58257	with the hand of God
49 mins		Player Name 59654	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
50 mins		Player Name 58246	Indecent exposure
50 mins		Player Name 58254	with a strike from the left wing
54 mins		Player Name 59643	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
55 mins		Player Name 58246	with a belter from the halfway line
59 mins		Player Name 59643	with the hand of God
61 mins		Player Name 58254	with a dink right on the goal line
62 mins		Player Name 59646	Head butting
62 mins		Player Name 58246	A broken finger
63 mins		Player Name 59654	with a thunderous shot from distance
66 mins		Player Name 58257	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
71 mins		Player Name 59642	blasted a penalty into row z
71 mins		Player Name 58251	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
75 mins		Player Name 59651	from the dressing room
76 mins		Player Name 58251	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
80 mins		Player Name 59653	with a great solo effort
80 mins		Player Name 58254	blasted a penalty into row z
84 mins		Player Name 59643	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
89 mins		Player Name 59654	after a pigeon distracted the keeper

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Match Report

We Play Like Girls failed to capitalise on their chances leaving the door wide open for We Play Like Girls to stroll through for a comfortable 17 - 14 win. Drew Faulds would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off. We Play Like Girls's Player Name 58253 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone. Like an unseen episode of The Keystone Cops, chaos reigned in the We Play Like Girls penalty area with Player Name 58247 being the unlucky player who had to watch in horror as the ball bumbled into his own net after he waved a wild leg in its direction. For any students of the Counter Attack game, today was a lesson. How to do it from We Play Like Girls. And how not to from We Play Like Girls. We Play Like Girls's Drew Faulds is clearly deeply in love with 3 5 2 Attacking. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order. "We should have won," bawled Drew Faulds after being outwitted by We Play Like Girls's manager. "I didn't think it was possible to underestimate Mark Landreth but I managed it." Any more results like this and We Play Like Girls are rapidly going to become a laughing stock. They'll certainly provide some ballet laughs at any rate.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Terrence Frisk	Windy	Muddy Pitch