Match Report

	(3) 3	-	(9) 20
Tankerton				Corbin Boes
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Kyle Walker 11 Harry Kane 25 Danny Reed 40		Richard Cranium 5, 17, 50 Telly Vision 10, 26, 31, 80, 84 Kenny Dewitt 13, 36, 58, 66, 71, 76 Joe Czarfunee 21 Renee Sance 41, 88 Al Kaholic 46 (pen) Chanda Lear 54 Al Nino 62

Match Statistics

5 3 2	Formation	4 1 2 3
37	Possession	63
9	Shots	20
22	Fouls	7
5	Yellow Cards	1
1	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	9
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	A.Becker		29
2	K.Walker	(62)	51
3	V.Van Dijk	(70)	29
4	J.Terry	(55)	26
5	S.Ramos	(21,82)	35
6	A.Cole		50
7	L.Modric		40
8	D.Reed		26
9	S.Gerrard		35
10	D.Reed		32
11	H.Kane	(38)	30
12	A.Iniesta		0
13	M.Salah		0
14	J.Hart		0
15	G.Neville		0
16	P.Crouch		0

1	A.Kaholic		88
2	C.Mass		47
3	V.Lay	(62)	64
4	M.Rohsopht	(55)	64
5	J.Atrics	(38)	45
6	R.Sance		81
7	A.Nino		89
8	C.Lear		80
9	K.Dewitt		88
10	T.Vision		93
11	R.Cranium		89
12	D.Lesgettham		0
13	E.Whatarmy	(55)	44
14	W.Maykit		0
15	B.Free		0
16	A.Rudder	(38)	60


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Richard Cranium	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
10 mins	Telly Vision	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
11 mins	Kyle Walker	with a header from the penalty area
13 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
17 mins	Richard Cranium	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
21 mins	Sergio Ramos	Faking injury
21 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a belter from the halfway line
25 mins	Harry Kane	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
26 mins	Telly Vision	with a brave flying header
31 mins	Telly Vision	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
36 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a thunderous shot from distance
38 mins	Harry Kane	Faking injury
38 mins	Jerry Atrics	A broken arm
40 mins	Danny Reed	with a great solo effort
41 mins	Renee Sance	with a belter from the halfway line
46 mins	Al Kaholic	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Richard Cranium	with a thunderous shot from distance
54 mins	Chanda Lear	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
55 mins	John Terry	Unsporting behaviour
55 mins	Mike Rohsopht	A broken finger
56 mins	Darren Reed	blasted a penalty into row z
58 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
62 mins	Val Lay	Foul and abusive language
62 mins	Kyle Walker	Foul and abusive language
62 mins	Al Nino	with a great solo effort
66 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a great solo effort
70 mins	Virgil Van Dijk	Stealing
71 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
74 mins	Darren Reed	blasted a penalty into row z
76 mins	Kenny Dewitt	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
80 mins	Telly Vision	with a great chip from the left wing
82 mins	Sergio Ramos	Unsporting behaviour
84 mins	Telly Vision	with a belter from the halfway line
88 mins	Renee Sance	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half

Match Report

If this game had lasted any longer, Corbin Boes's goal tally would have looked more like a phone number. Tankerton should be thankful they kept it to only 20 - 3.
With a tactical master class like this it's only a matter of time before Corbin Boes manager Ron Swanson will be writing books on football theory.
Tankerton's goalie Alisson Becker couldn't catch a cold. And he barely seemed to know what a football was. Atrocious.
An almighty performance by Corbin Boes's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
Val Lay and Kyle Walker had an Anglo-Saxon exchange which saw them both shown the yellow card.
Jerry Atrics left the pitch crying like a girl with what was later confirmed as a broken arm. He'll be out for 8 weeks.
"I'm as happy as I can be," said a clearly delighted Corbin Boes manager Ron Swanson following his side's victory. "That said, I have been happier."
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, Corbin Boes will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

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