Match Report

	(7) 15	-	(0) 0
Wyse Guys				Corbin Boes
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Justin Time 10 (pen), 79 (pen), 84 (pen) Hayden Seek 16, 21, 58, 69, 90 Adam Sapple 27, 42, 53 Joe Czarfunee 31 (og) Tate Urchips 37, 75 Ali Gator 64

Match Statistics

3 4 3	Formation	4 1 3 1 1
69	Possession	31
20	Shots	8
7	Fouls	3
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
5	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Use Wings
Counter Attack	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	D.Pipes		89
2	N.Down	(90)	54
3	H.deMann		88
4	M.Labor	(75)	79
5	M.Mentum		88
6	S.Dup		88
7	A.Gator	(75)	63
8	T.Urchips		89
9	H.Seek		92
10	A.Sapple		90
11	J.Time		91
12	N.Fence		0
13	A.Choke	(75)	88
14	R.Waffle	(90)	88
15	J.Nasium	(75)	75
16	R.Cranium		0

1	A.Kaholic		72
2	J.Czarfunee		60
3	V.Lay		62
4	A.Rudder		46
5	E.Whatarmy	(44)	44
6	D.Lesgettham		73
7	R.Sance		80
8	K.Dewitt		69
9	A.Nino		72
10	T.Vision		65
11	R.Cranium		70
12	K.Dewitt		0
13	J.Atrics	(44) (90)	45
14	W.Maykit		0
15	B.Free		0
16	A.Tricity		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
16 mins	Hayden Seek	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
21 mins	Hayden Seek	with a great solo effort
27 mins	Adam Sapple	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
31 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
37 mins	Tate Urchips	with a header from the penalty area
42 mins	Adam Sapple	with a spectacular bicycle kick
44 mins	Ewan Whatarmy	A broken thumb
48 mins	Justin Time	blasted a penalty into row z
53 mins	Adam Sapple	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
58 mins	Hayden Seek	with the bumcheek of God
64 mins	Ali Gator	with a thunderous shot from distance
69 mins	Hayden Seek	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
75 mins	Tate Urchips	with a strike from the left wing
79 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
84 mins	Justin Time	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Jerry Atrics	Fighting with fans
90 mins	Jim Nasium	A broken arm
90 mins	Hayden Seek	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose

Match Report

Wyse Guys took the game to Corbin Boes throughout their 15 - 0 whitewash.
Ron Swanson may have to cancel his Tuesday Pottery class, as giving his team some work on Training Night seems much more important.
If Corbin Boes were being paid to play football, they'd have had their wages stopped after this game. Wyse Guys had so much possession it was almost embarrassing.
Corbin Boes's goalie has the physique of Mr Muscle and all the stopping power of something that can't, and never will, stop a thing. Nothing. He's crap.
Like a box of damp matches, the Corbin Boes forward line is full of useless strikers.
Wyse Guys's Jim Nasium misses 8 weeks due to a broken arm.
"His strengths were my weaknesses and my weaknesses were his strengths," offered manager Ron Swanson after being utterly outwitted by the opposition coach. "We might have lost the game, but morally it was a draw."
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring Wyse Guys. They were at the peak, while Corbin Boes struggled with their laces at base camp.

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Michael McLintock

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