Match Report

	(7) 13	-	(3) 5
Swamp Donkeys FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Bill Board 4, 16, 43, 62, 80 Dinah Sore 10, 36, 56 Len DeHand 23, 29, 50 Len DeHand 67 Abbie Birthday 74		Player Name 9978 15, 40, 80 Player Name 9967 27 Player Name 9977 66

Match Statistics

3 2 5	Formation	4 2 4
58	Possession	42
14	Shots	9
6	Fouls	9
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Atrics		84
2	B.Tagg	(90)	59
3	B.Free		65
4	D.Tater		83
5	L.DeHand		71
6	D.Tater		84
7	L.DeHand		81
8	D.Sore		89
9	A.Birthday		68
10	R.Sance		46
11	B.Board		64
12	S.Pitt		0
13	A.Tricity		0
14	D.Buratto		0
15	W.Melon		0
16	J.Credible		0

1	P.Name 9962		60
2	P.Name 9963		54
3	P.Name 9966		63
4	P.Name 9967	(65)	63
5	P.Name 9971		45
6	P.Name 9973		56
7	P.Name 9976		45
8	P.Name 9977		73
9	P.Name 9978		49
10	P.Name 9970		60
11	P.Name 9974		51
12	P.Name 9972		0
13	P.Name 9964		0
14	P.Name 9961		0
15	P.Name 9975		0
16	P.Name 9969		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Bill Board	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
10 mins	Dinah Sore	with a great volley from 10 yards out
15 mins	Player Name 9978	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
16 mins	Bill Board	with a spectacular bicycle kick
23 mins	Len DeHand	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
27 mins	Player Name 9967	with a belter from his own half
29 mins	Len DeHand	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
36 mins	Dinah Sore	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
40 mins	Player Name 9978	with a powerful header into the top corner
43 mins	Bill Board	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
50 mins	Len DeHand	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
56 mins	Dinah Sore	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
62 mins	Bill Board	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
65 mins	Player Name 9967	Faking injury
66 mins	Player Name 9977	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
67 mins	Len DeHand	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
74 mins	Abbie Birthday	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
80 mins	Bill Board	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
80 mins	Player Name 9978	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
90 mins	Brice Tagg	Repeated fouling

Match Report

If the Swamp Donkeys FC strikers had guns instead feet, We Play Like Girls's goalie would have been riddled with holes at the end of this 13 - 5 rout. His hands certainly appeared to be full of holes the number of times the ball slipped thorough them here.
Jordan Dixon clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. We Play Like Girls's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Swamp Donkeys FC may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's Jordan Dixon is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 2 4 formation.
"The board have assured me, even after a display like this, that my job is safe," offered boss Jordan Dixon following his side's defeat. "I don't read everything I read in the press."
Being beaten by a tennis score is nothing to be proud of. Neither is falling in love with a tennis player. To them love means nothing.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Lewis Lummox

Windy

Normal Pitch