Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(1) 4
Swamp Donkeys FC				Chew Brute FC
Division Pos:7				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Len DeHand 17, 82 Dinah Sore 34, 67 Adam Sapple 50 (og)		Dick Tater 13 (pen) Darius Lesgettham 47 Lance Lyde 65 Chanda Lear 80

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	5 2 3
39	Possession	61
6	Shots	19
8	Fouls	3
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	J.Atrics		84
2	B.Tagg		57
3	L.Stooth		72
4	D.Tater		84
5	S.Freak	(56)	45
6	L.DeHand		62
7	R.Sance		46
8	D.Tater		84
9	L.DeHand		79
10	D.Sore	(90)	81
11	V.Tire		80
12	S.Pitt		0
13	B.Free		0
14	D.Buratto		0
15	A.Birthday	(90)	68
16	A.Tricity		0

1	D.Tater		83
2	M.Well		61
3	R.Ingleaves		46
4	D.Lesgettham		46
5	X.Breath		69
6	A.Sapple	(90)	46
7	B.Tagg		83
8	A.Hassle		75
9	D.Lesgettham		68
10	L.Lyde		79
11	C.Lear		71
12	J.Case		0
13	S.Manilla		0
14	A.Tricity		0
15	J.Nasium		0
16	B.Dover		0


Time	Person	Description
13 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
17 mins	Len DeHand	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
34 mins	Dinah Sore	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
47 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
50 mins	Adam Sapple	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
56 mins	Sheeza Freak	Dangerous tackling
65 mins	Lance Lyde	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
67 mins	Dinah Sore	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
80 mins	Chanda Lear	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
82 mins	Len DeHand	from the dressing room
90 mins	Adam Sapple	Spitting
90 mins	Dinah Sore	A mild concussion

Match Report

Len DeHand made Chew Brute FC pay for a lapse in concentration when he scored the winner from the dressing room.
Chew Brute FC show plenty of potential. But that's all it is. Potential. Effective use of training could see it become reality.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Adam Sapple stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. Swamp Donkeys FC could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
Like a chimp with no bananas Chew Brute FC' direct approach was fruitless. Swamp Donkeys FC managed to negate most of their attacks with their defensive style.
Swamp Donkeys FC's Chris Copper experiment with the 4 3 3 formation is not giving the results he wanted. Maybe he should change it before it blows up in his face.
"It was a great win for us," Dinah Sore told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
Losing like this has got to smart. And, at the end of the day, there's nothing smart about losing like this.

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Michael McLintock

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