Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(2) 5
Swamp Donkeys FC				badboys
Division Pos:5				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Len DeHand 15 Bill Board 31 Len DeHand 46, 62		Chad Terbocks 9 Moe DeLawn 31 Chanda Lear 54 Chris Mass 78 (pen) Emma Roids 89

Match Statistics

4 1 4 1	Formation	4 5 1 Attacking
47	Possession	53
11	Shots	9
7	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Continental	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	J.Atrics		63
2	L.Stooth		73
3	B.Free		64
4	D.Tater		77
5	A.Tricity	(60)	61
6	L.DeHand		71
7	D.Tater		59
8	R.Sance		46
9	B.Board		84
10	S.Pitt		45
11	L.DeHand		88
12	V.Tire		0
13	S.Freak		0
14	J.Credible		0
15	A.Birthday		0
16	W.Melon		0

1	C.Mass		78
2	M.Labor		80
3	F.Bisceps		73
4	C.Mass		84
5	A.Nino	(60)	44
6	C.Terbocks		79
7	C.Lear		88
8	E.Roids	(55)	87
9	D.Buratto		77
10	M.DeLawn		68
11	A.Gravity		80
12	C.Needzit		0
13	W.Leggrowbach		0
14	V.Lay		0
15	A.Tricity		0
16	K.Opener		0


Time	Person	Description
9 mins	Chad Terbocks	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
15 mins	Len DeHand	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
22 mins	Chris Mass	scuffed a penalty
31 mins	Bill Board	with a flick on
31 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a header from the penalty area
42 mins	Chris Mass	blasted a penalty into row z
46 mins	Len DeHand	from the dressing room
54 mins	Chanda Lear	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
55 mins	Emma Roids	Annoying the referee
60 mins	Alec Tricity	Foul and abusive language
60 mins	Al Nino	Foul and abusive language
62 mins	Len DeHand	with a great solo effort
65 mins	Chris Mass	blasted a penalty into row z
78 mins	Jerry Atrics	scuffed a penalty
78 mins	Chris Mass	after ref awarded a penalty
89 mins	Emma Roids	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box

Match Report

badboys were as lucky as they come scraping this win over Swamp Donkeys FC by a measly 5 - 4.
Like an untended garden, the untrained Swamp Donkeys FC have begun to grow wild, unruly and not at all trim. Their manager should invest some time in training.
badboys ate up Swamp Donkeys FC's continental style of play and belched back every attack with a longball counter.
Alec Tricity and Al Nino had a name-calling session that earned them both a yellow card.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Swamp Donkeys FC go out in 4 1 4 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"Before the game," manager Pat Eddery told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
In some ways it might have been better if Swamp Donkeys FC had lost 10-0, that way manager Chris Copper would have had something to shout at them about.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Snowy

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