Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(9) 16
We Play Like Girls				Chew Brute FC
Division Pos:16				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Player Name 9967 15 Player Name 9977 29, 56 Player Name 9978 42, 85		Dick Tater 6 (pen), 62 (pen) Darius Lesgettham 10, 30, 40, 69 Lance Lyde 15, 19, 24, 44, 58 Brice Tagg 34 Lou Sirr 49 Ariel Hassle 53, 78, 83

Match Statistics

4 2 4	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
31	Possession	69
7	Shots	17
3	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 9962		60
2	P.Name 9963	(90)	54
3	P.Name 9966		63
4	P.Name 9967		63
5	P.Name 9971		45
6	P.Name 9973		56
7	P.Name 9976		45
8	P.Name 9977		75
9	P.Name 9978		49
10	P.Name 9970		60
11	P.Name 9974		51
12	P.Name 9972		0
13	P.Name 9964		0
14	P.Name 9961		0
15	P.Name 9975		0
16	P.Name 9969		0

1	D.Tater		86
2	A.Sapple		75
3	A.Sapple		46
4	M.Well		71
5	L.Sirr		86
6	X.Breath		81
7	B.Tagg		90
8	A.Hassle		81
9	B.Dover		44
10	L.Lyde		92
11	D.Lesgettham	(60)	67
12	D.Lesgettham		0
13	R.Ingleaves		0
14	S.Manilla		0
15	C.Lear		0
16	D.Lesgettham		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
10 mins	Darius Lesgettham	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
15 mins	Player Name 9967	with a dink right on the goal line
15 mins	Lance Lyde	with a flick on
19 mins	Lance Lyde	with a dink right on the goal line
24 mins	Lance Lyde	from a free kick
29 mins	Player Name 9977	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
30 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with the bumcheek of God
34 mins	Brice Tagg	with a strike from the left wing
40 mins	Darius Lesgettham	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
42 mins	Player Name 9978	with a great chip from the left wing
44 mins	Lance Lyde	with a thunderous shot from distance
49 mins	Lou Sirr	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
53 mins	Ariel Hassle	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
56 mins	Player Name 9977	from a goal kick
58 mins	Lance Lyde	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
60 mins	Darius Lesgettham	Head butting
62 mins	Dick Tater	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Darius Lesgettham	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
73 mins	Dick Tater	blasted a penalty into row z
78 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
83 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
85 mins	Player Name 9978	from the dressing room
90 mins	Player Name 9963	Foul and abusive language

Match Report

Not so much a competitive game of football as a 90-minute target practise session for Chew Brute FC who battered the We Play Like Girls goal finding the target more often than not for a 16 - 5 rout.
When Chew Brute FC's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Player Name 9972 missed the match because he lost his car keys and couldn't be arsed to walk to the pitch.
With a performance like this, We Play Like Girls's Player Name 9962 gives crap keepers everywhere a good name.
An almighty performance by Chew Brute FC's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack.
The boss is meant to shape his team, We Play Like Girls manager Jordan Dixon does. But 4 2 4 is not the best shape for them.
"The one thing the manager has given us is grit, determination and resolve," claimed Chew Brute FC striker Darius Lesgettham.
The only way We Play Like Girls could have hoped to stop this rampant Chew Brute FC side would have been to arm their defence with shotguns.

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