Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(2) 8
Fighting Bulldogs				liverpool
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Player Name 9837 22 Player Name 9829 37 Player Name 9831 64 Player Name 9832 84		Brice Tagg 19, 29, 48, 75, 87 Ariel Hassle 53, 60 Xavier Money 80

Match Statistics

5 4 1 Attacking	Formation	Christmas Tree
62	Possession	38
13	Shots	8
12	Fouls	9
3	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 9821		51
2	P.Name 9823	(56)	58
3	P.Name 9826	(75) (32)	45
4	P.Name 9829		71
5	P.Name 9828		60
6	P.Name 9827		0
7	P.Name 9832		73
8	P.Name 9831	(75)	45
9	P.Name 9830		59
10	P.Name 9833		54
11	P.Name 9837	(75)	58
12	P.Name 9834	(75)	45
13	P.Name 9825	(75) (82)	49
14	P.Name 9838		0
15	P.Name 9835	(75)	50
16	P.Name 9822		0

1	S.Urai		67
2	P.Pantz	(70)	45
3	E.Dover		61
4	W.Melon		80
5	E.Roids		64
6	A.Rudder	(32)	47
7	A.Rudder		42
8	X.Money		79
9	A.Hassle	(55)	48
10	A.Sapple		65
11	B.Tagg		92
12	J.Strap	(70)	48
13	J.Frayed		0
14	A.Gravity		0
15	P.Zaria	(32)	58
16	T.Vision		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Player Name 9830	blasted a penalty into row z
19 mins	Brice Tagg	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
19 mins	Fighting Bulldogs	changed from Passing to Continental
19 mins	Fighting Bulldogs	changed from Attacking to Defensive
22 mins	Player Name 9837	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
29 mins	Brice Tagg	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
32 mins	Player Name 9826	Repeated diving
32 mins	Abe Rudder	A broken arm
37 mins	Player Name 9829	with the bumcheek of God
37 mins	Sam Urai	blasted a penalty into row z
48 mins	Brice Tagg	with a header from the penalty area
48 mins	Fighting Bulldogs	changed from Continental to Passing
48 mins	Fighting Bulldogs	changed from Normal to Nutter
48 mins	Fighting Bulldogs	changed from Defensive to Counter Attack
53 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a belter from his own half
55 mins	Ariel Hassle	Indecent exposure
56 mins	Player Name 9823	Shirt pulling
60 mins	Ariel Hassle	with a great volley from 10 yards out
64 mins	Player Name 9831	with a strike from the left wing
70 mins	Peter Pantz	A broken finger
75 mins	Brice Tagg	with a header from the penalty area
80 mins	Xavier Money	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
82 mins	Player Name 9825	Squabbling
84 mins	Player Name 9832	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
87 mins	Brice Tagg	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

Fighting Bulldogs were run ragged by liverpool who comfortably beat them 8 - 4. They were huffing and puffing like a big bad wolf trying to blow the little pigs' houses down. And like trying to blow a house down they were always on a loser too.
When liverpool's defence shut up shop, they don't just lock the door, they board it up and stand an armed guard outside. What a defence.
Player Name 9838 was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
Brice Tagg was the liverpool's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 5 for himself.
The liverpool attack simple bulldozed their way through the Fighting Bulldogs defence. A demolition job.
liverpool look about as convinving playing in the Christmas Tree formation as they would if boss matthew brooks sent them out in dresses.
Coming under fire after his side's defeat, manager Gavin .... looked to defend his tactics: "I strongly feel that the only difference between the two teams were the goals that liverpool scored."
Any more results like this and Fighting Bulldogs are rapidly going to become a laughing stock. They'll certainly provide some ballet laughs at any rate.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Simon Pieman

Windy

Soft Pitch