Match Report

	(8) 15	-	(6) 14
We Play Like Girls				Abandon Hope FC
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:14

Goal Scorers
Player Name 33934 6, 11, 16, 27, 45, 69, 80 Player Name 33937 22 Player Name 33938 34, 39, 74 Player Name 33936 51, 57, 85 Player Name 33930 63		Player Name 6079 6, 12, 18, 41, 52 Player Name 6076 24, 35, 46, 77 Player Name 6077 57, 83 Player Name 6069 62 Player Name 6072 67 (pen), 72

Match Statistics

4 1 2 3	Formation	4 3 3
34	Possession	66
15	Shots	18
10	Fouls	10
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	8
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Moulded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 33922	30
2	P.Name 33923	31
3	P.Name 33926	32
4	P.Name 33927	34
5	P.Name 33931	26
6	P.Name 33933	31
7	P.Name 33936	29
8	P.Name 33937	39
9	P.Name 33938	25
10	P.Name 33930	30
11	P.Name 33934	31
12	P.Name 33932	0
13	P.Name 33924	0
14	P.Name 33921	0
15	P.Name 33935	0
16	P.Name 33929	0

1	P.Name 6062		0
2	P.Name 6075		34
3	P.Name 6069		31
4	P.Name 6068	(90)	33
5	P.Name 6067		34
6	P.Name 6072		40
7	P.Name 6070		34
8	P.Name 6073		28
9	P.Name 6076		30
10	P.Name 6077		38
11	P.Name 6079		28
12	P.Name 6078		0
13	P.Name 6064		0
14	P.Name 6061		0
15	P.Name 6065		0
16	P.Name 6074		0


Time	Person	Description
6 mins	Player Name 33934	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
6 mins	Player Name 6079	with a great chip from the left wing
11 mins	Player Name 33934	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
12 mins	Player Name 6079	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
16 mins	Player Name 33934	from a free kick
18 mins	Player Name 6079	with a belter from his own half
22 mins	Player Name 33937	with a brave flying header
24 mins	Player Name 6076	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
27 mins	Player Name 33934	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
34 mins	Player Name 33938	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
35 mins	Player Name 6076	with a great volley from 10 yards out
39 mins	Player Name 33938	with a great solo effort
41 mins	Player Name 6079	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
45 mins	Player Name 33934	with the bumcheek of God
46 mins	Player Name 6076	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
51 mins	Player Name 33936	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
52 mins	Player Name 6079	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
57 mins	Player Name 33936	with a dink right on the goal line
57 mins	Player Name 6077	with a great volley from 10 yards out
62 mins	Player Name 6069	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
63 mins	Player Name 33930	with a flick on
67 mins	Player Name 6072	after ref awarded a penalty
69 mins	Player Name 33934	with a lovely move from the right wing
72 mins	Player Name 6072	from a goal kick
74 mins	Player Name 33938	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
77 mins	Player Name 6076	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
80 mins	Player Name 33934	with a flick on
83 mins	Player Name 6077	from a goal kick
85 mins	Player Name 33936	from a corner
90 mins	Player Name 6068	Spitting

Match Report

With this most economical of white-knuckle 15 - 14 victories over an unfortunate Abandon Hope FC, We Play Like Girls must be wondering what they've done for lady luck of late.
The Abandon Hope FC fans were calling for the head of manager Derek Marshall after this game. He at least knows where his head is, unlike his arse or elbow.
Player Name 33929 missed the game because it was time for his car's annual wash.
Hat trick hero Player Name 33936 was unlucky to end the game with only three goals in the bank. It could have been a whole lot worse for Abandon Hope FC if he had an ounce of talent.
For any students of the Attacking game, today was a lesson. How to do it from We Play Like Girls. And how not to from Abandon Hope FC.
We Play Like Girls's Laven Golani is clearly deeply in love with 4 1 2 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
In reply to criticisms of his management after Abandon Hope FC's defeat, Derek Marshall replied: "I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
So what's the story of We Play Like Girls's season to be? Is it to be one of nicking a goal and hanging on grimly or do they have something else up their sleeve?

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Buster Jones Junior

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