Match Report

	(3) 5	-	(0) 1
SS BALISTIC				Willesden Wanderers
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Hugo First 13, 27, 41, 54, 82		Lou Stooth 74 (pen)

Match Statistics

5 4 1	Formation	Christmas Tree
41	Possession	59
7	Shots	17
13	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	7
Longball	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	D.Lesgettham	76
2	H.First	80
3	A.Rudder	80
4	A.Structible	78
5	B.Board	46
6	J.Credible	47
7	B.Nessround	81
8	E.Jewcation	51
9	J.Case	48
10	B.Early	47
11	H.First	65
12	N.Ovtime	0
13	B.Nessround	0
14	A.Rudder	0
15	E.Dover	0
16	E.Dover	0

1	M.Rohsopht		71
2	L.Stooth		78
3	X.Breath		68
4	X.Money		49
5	A.Bomb		50
6	S.Knot		69
7	O.Whackew		72
8	S.Knot		78
9	R.Banks		48
10	M.Skeeto	(90)	45
11	T.Burr		66
12	S.Night		0
13	A.Rudder		0
14	C.Needzit		0
15	E.Roids	(90)	65
16	J.Case		0


Time	Person	Description
13 mins	Hugo First	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
16 mins	Tim Burr	blasted a penalty into row z
27 mins	Hugo First	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
41 mins	Hugo First	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
54 mins	Hugo First	from a throw in
57 mins	Moe Skeeto	blasted a penalty into row z
67 mins	Darius Lesgettham	blasted a penalty into row z
74 mins	Lou Stooth	after ref awarded a penalty
82 mins	Hugo First	with a flick on
90 mins	Moe Skeeto	A broken arm

Match Report

SS BALISTIC were the better side on the day beating Willesden Wanderers by a respectable 5 - 1.
paul bird would be more suited to training dogs, He's taught this team just roll over, play dead and start begging from the kick off.
SS BALISTIC hot shot Hugo First chose the right game to invite his Mrs to, scoring 5 goals.
paul bird needs to start getting more defensive. Both about this awful result, and tactically.
Both teams were so frightened of each other that they spent the match running away. The ref didn't know what to do, so he went home at half time which might explain why the game ended with no bookings.
The boss is meant to shape his team, Willesden Wanderers manager paul bird does. But Christmas Tree is not the best shape for them.
"The gaffer says that was without a doubt one of our best showings," claimed striker Hugo First. "What did he tell us at halftime? He said that if you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen."
Luck? Skill? Call it what you like, three points in the bag isn't to be sniffed at and with this result under their belt, SS BALISTIC should finish the season looking rather comfortable.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Buster Jones Junior

Snowy

Muddy Pitch