Match Report

	(14) 27	-	(1) 4
Mousey FC				Abandon Hope FC
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:15

Goal Scorers
Jim Nasium 4, 9, 15, 21, 51, 65, 88 Shirley Knot 6, 18 Amanda Hugnkiss 12, 36, 42, 57, 72 Jacques Strap 24, 33, 39, 77, 80, 83 (pen), 86 Player Name 6068 30 (og), 74 (og) Player Name 6069 45 (og) Bo Nessround 48, 60, 62		Player Name 6062 12 (pen) Player Name 6079 47, 70 Player Name 6076 82

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3
62	Possession	38
27	Shots	10
6	Fouls	13
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	1
Passing	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Blades	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Pantz		64
2	D.Buratto		76
3	J.King		78
4	A.Tricity		71
5	B.Nessround		90
6	C.Lear		52
7	W.Deer		79
8	S.Knot	(90)	80
9	L.Sirr		78
10	J.Strap		72
11	K.Cook		63
12	J.Atrics		0
13	J.Atrics		0
14	W.Leggrowbach		0
15	V.Veeta		0
16	H.Voor		0

1	P.Name 6062		29
2	P.Name 6075		34
3	P.Name 6069	(61)	31
4	P.Name 6068		33
5	P.Name 6067		0
6	P.Name 6072		0
7	P.Name 6070		34
8	P.Name 6073		28
9	P.Name 6076		30
10	P.Name 6077		0
11	P.Name 6079		28
12	P.Name 6078		0
13	P.Name 6064		0
14	P.Name 6061		0
15	P.Name 6065		0
16	P.Name 6074		0


Time	Person	Description
4 mins	Jim Nasium	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
6 mins	Shirley Knot	with a great solo effort
9 mins	Jim Nasium	from the dressing room
12 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
12 mins	Player Name 6062	after ref awarded a penalty
15 mins	Jim Nasium	from the dressing room
18 mins	Shirley Knot	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
21 mins	Jim Nasium	with a belter from the halfway line
23 mins	Player Name 6062	scuffed a penalty
24 mins	Jacques Strap	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
27 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	blasted a penalty into row z
30 mins	Player Name 6068	after a shot took a cruel deflection off him
33 mins	Jacques Strap	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
36 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
39 mins	Jacques Strap	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
42 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a great volley from 10 yards out
45 mins	Player Name 6069	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
47 mins	Player Name 6079	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
48 mins	Bo Nessround	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
51 mins	Jim Nasium	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
54 mins	Bo Nessround	scuffed a penalty
57 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
58 mins	Player Name 6062	scuffed a penalty
60 mins	Bo Nessround	with the bumcheek of God
61 mins	Player Name 6069	Unsporting behaviour
62 mins	Bo Nessround	with a great volley from 10 yards out
65 mins	Jim Nasium	with a lucky shot that just sneaked inside the post
70 mins	Player Name 6079	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
72 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	from a free kick
74 mins	Player Name 6068	with an own goal
77 mins	Jacques Strap	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
80 mins	Jacques Strap	from a corner
82 mins	Player Name 6076	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
83 mins	Jacques Strap	after ref awarded a penalty
86 mins	Jacques Strap	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
88 mins	Jim Nasium	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
90 mins	Shirley Knot	Faking injury

Match Report

With a whopping 27 - 4 rout of Abandon Hope FC, Mousey FC were the better the side on the day by several country miles. So impressive were they you could pick any day you liked and the damage would have been the same.
Derek Marshall clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
Player Name 6074 failed to show for Abandon Hope FC's game because he was still in the local celebrating his birthday which was actually three days ago.
The Abandon Hope FC players looked on in horror as Player Name 6068 rounded his own defenders and finished into his own net with like the muppet he is.
Mousey FC may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, Abandon Hope FC's Derek Marshall is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 4 3 3 formation.
"The boss always tells us a game is not lost until it's won," remarked striker Kent Cook. "I'm not entirely sure what he means, but I don't think we lost. did we? Did we win?"
After his shocking performance, Abandon Hope FC's goalie Player Name 6062 admitted he could kick himself for the mistakes he made. His manager told him not to bother, he'd only miss.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Wilmot Piddlethwaite

Rainy

Soft Pitch