Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(2) 6
Willesden Wanderers				Mousey FC
Division Pos:8				Division Pos:1

Goal Scorers
Tim Burr 11, 67 Emma Roids 23 Joe Czarfunee 33, 44, 56, 78 Casey Needzit 88 (pen)		Jerry Atrics 13 (pen) Jim Nasium 41, 55, 87 Harrison Fire 66, 77

Match Statistics

5 2 3 Attacking	Formation	4 3 3 Attacking
31	Possession	69
9	Shots	17
8	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	C.Needzit	86
2	A.Bomb	77
3	X.Breath	79
4	L.Stooth	64
5	B.Weiser	63
6	X.Money	46
7	S.Knot	66
8	S.Knot	78
9	J.Czarfunee	43
10	T.Burr	73
11	E.Roids	82
12	O.Whackew	0
13	A.Rudder	0
14	M.Rohsopht	0
15	B.Board	0
16	J.Strap	0

1	J.Atrics		80
2	D.Buratto	(56)	65
3	A.Tricity	(59)	63
4	B.Nessround		74
5	E.Jewcation		50
6	H.Fire		88
7	J.Atrics		76
8	S.Knot		76
9	K.Cook		62
10	W.Deer		52
11	H.Voor		51
12	J.King		0
13	C.Lear	(59)	71
14	P.Pantz		0
15	J.Strap		0
16	V.Veeta		0


Time	Person	Description
11 mins	Tim Burr	from a goal kick
13 mins	Jerry Atrics	after ref awarded a penalty
23 mins	Emma Roids	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
33 mins	Joe Czarfunee	from a goal kick
41 mins	Jim Nasium	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
44 mins	Joe Czarfunee	from a corner
55 mins	Jim Nasium	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
56 mins	Des Buratto	Repeated diving
56 mins	Joe Czarfunee	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
59 mins	Alec Tricity	A mild concussion
66 mins	Harrison Fire	from a corner
67 mins	Tim Burr	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
77 mins	Harrison Fire	with a belter from the halfway line
78 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a dink right on the goal line
87 mins	Jim Nasium	with a belter from his own half
88 mins	Casey Needzit	after ref awarded a penalty

Match Report

Football can be cruel game, no more so when you are a Mousey FC side who are left wondering how they failed to take three points, or a point at least, off Willesden Wanderers who ended up with full marks instead.
The Willesden Wanderers defence was on form today, as Ashford And Simpson would say "Solid. Solid As A Rock."
Val Veeta was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
The highlight of the game was Kent Cook completing his hat trick with a belter from his own half.
Mousey FC were left stunned by the sublime passing of Willesden Wanderers. Their only answer was to belt it up field.
Mousey FC's Alec Tricity cried like a baby when it was discovered he would be out for 2 weeks thanks to a mild concussion.
"Obviously, I'm disappointed with the result," admitted manager Adam Newton after the match. "But we're football people, not poets."
In some ways it might have been better if Mousey FC had lost 10-0, that way manager Adam Newton would have had something to shout at them about.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Albert Boneshaker

Snowy

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