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MATCH REPORT
Tue, 30 Jun 2026 (Day: 42/47)
Credit Balance = 0
The Division Fri, 12 Jun 2026
 
(9) 17 - (4) 12
We Play Like Girls   We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:14
  Division Pos:16
 
Goal Scorers
Player Name 39043 4
Player Name 39054 9, 26
Player Name 39047 13
Player Name 39056 18, 39, 60, 77, 82
Player Name 39046 22
Player Name 39050 30, 43
Player Name 39053 47
Player Name 33927 55 (og)
Player Name 39058 64
Player Name 39057 73 (pen)
Player Name 33926 86 (og)  
Player Name 33934 6, 12, 72
Player Name 33936 22, 83
Player Name 33922 34 (pen)
Player Name 33938 46
Player Name 33937 51, 62, 87
Player Name 33933 56, 67  
 
Match Statistics
2 3 2 1 2Formation4 1 2 3
68Possession32
18Shots12
7Fouls10
0Yellow Cards1
0Red Cards0
4Offsides2
LongballStyleUse Wings
Counter AttackInstructionAttacking
PansyAggressionPansy
StuddedBootsMoulded
 
Player Ratings
1P.Name 390420
2P.Name 3904340
3P.Name 3904636
4P.Name 3904752
5P.Name 3905145
6P.Name 3905334
7P.Name 3905646
8P.Name 3905741
9P.Name 3905838
10P.Name 3905032
11P.Name 3905445
12P.Name 390520
13P.Name 390440
14P.Name 390410
15P.Name 390550
16P.Name 390490
1P.Name 3392230
2P.Name 33923 (59)31
3P.Name 3392632
4P.Name 3392734
5P.Name 3393126
6P.Name 33933 (56)31
7P.Name 3393629
8P.Name 3393739
9P.Name 3393825
10P.Name 3393030
11P.Name 3393431
12P.Name 339320
13P.Name 339240
14P.Name 339210
15P.Name 33935 (59)35
16P.Name 339290
 
Time   Person Description
 4 minsPlayer Name 39043with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 6 minsPlayer Name 33934with a powerful header into the top corner
 9 minsPlayer Name 39054with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 12 minsPlayer Name 33934with a great volley from 10 yards out
 13 minsPlayer Name 39047after a pigeon distracted the keeper
 17 minsPlayer Name 33922scuffed a penalty
 18 minsPlayer Name 39056with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
 22 minsPlayer Name 39046with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
 22 minsPlayer Name 33936after a pigeon distracted the keeper
 26 minsPlayer Name 39054with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
 29 minsPlayer Name 33922blasted a penalty into row z
 30 minsPlayer Name 39050with a belter from the halfway line
 34 minsPlayer Name 33922after ref awarded a penalty
 35 minsPlayer Name 39053scuffed a penalty
 39 minsPlayer Name 39056after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
 40 minsPlayer Name 33922blasted a penalty into row z
 43 minsPlayer Name 39050with a great solo effort
 46 minsPlayer Name 33938with a belter from the halfway line
 47 minsPlayer Name 39053with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
 51 minsPlayer Name 33937with a stunning effort that went in off the post
 55 minsPlayer Name 33927with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
 56 minsPlayer Name 33933Scrapping
 56 minsPlayer Name 33933with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
 59 minsPlayer Name 33923A broken cheek bone
 60 minsPlayer Name 39056with a great solo effort
 62 minsPlayer Name 33937from a corner
 64 minsPlayer Name 39058after a pigeon distracted the keeper
 67 minsPlayer Name 33933with a rocket from outside the penalty area
 72 minsPlayer Name 33934from a throw in
 73 minsPlayer Name 39057after ref awarded a penalty
 77 minsPlayer Name 39056with an amazing lob from an acute angle
 82 minsPlayer Name 39056with a lovely move from the right wing
 83 minsPlayer Name 33936after a pigeon distracted the keeper
 86 minsPlayer Name 33926with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
 87 minsPlayer Name 33937with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
 
 
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Match Report
Like a Chart move the ex Spice Girls are now very familiar with, We Play Like Girls's placing is getting worse every week.
You could give We Play Like Girls's defence bearskin hats and stand them in a box outside Buckingham Palace. On current form they'd defend anything.
We Play Like Girls's defeat might have been a win if Player Name 33932 hadn't missed the game as a result of gone on holiday.
The We Play Like Girls players looked on in horror as Player Name 33926 rounded his own defenders and finished into his own net with like the muppet he is.
Crop circle investigators don't get too excited, it's just We Play Like Girls's forwards. They ran rings around We Play Like Girls's defence.
Sure the Brazillian squad could make the 4 1 2 3 formation look impressive, We Play Like Girls however make it look very ordinary.
"It was a great win for us," Player Name 39054 told the local press. "The gaffer is delighted how we've taken to winning like a duck out of water."
If We Play Like Girls keep losing they'll soon be announcing crowd changes in the programme.
 
Extra Information
 
Referee Weather Pitch
 
Albert Boneshaker
 
Snowy
 
Muddy Pitch
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