Match Report

	(7) 13	-	(10) 21
Abandon Hope FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:13

Goal Scorers
Player Name 6079 6, 38, 61 Player Name 6077 12, 22, 33, 67 Player Name 6076 28, 43, 72, 82 Player Name 6069 55, 77		Chris P Bacon 5, 13, 41, 46, 55 Carl Isle 9, 17 (pen), 26, 30, 34, 37, 51, 64 (pen), 68, 88 Jim Nasticks 22, 80 Alan Bequerque 60 Owen Summony 72 Player Name 6067 76 (og), 84 (og)

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	Diamond
52	Possession	48
15	Shots	21
3	Fouls	10
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Astros

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 6062		29
2	P.Name 6075		34
3	P.Name 6069		31
4	P.Name 6068		0
5	P.Name 6067	(61)	34
6	P.Name 6072		0
7	P.Name 6070		34
8	P.Name 6073		28
9	P.Name 6076		30
10	P.Name 6077		38
11	P.Name 6079		28
12	P.Name 6078		0
13	P.Name 6064		0
14	P.Name 6061		0
15	P.Name 6065		0
16	P.Name 6074		0

1	H.Van Hire		33
2	O.Nikabolokov		34
3	M.Paint		34
4	M.Hunt		35
5	A.Bequerque		29
6	B.Thissity		34
7	C.Isle		28
8	M.Erpen	(61)	28
9	O.Summony		33
10	J.Nasticks		31
11	C.Bacon		41
12	P.Name 12200		0
13	P.Name 12205		0
14	P.Name 12214		0
15	P.Name 12212		0
16	P.Name 12218		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Chris P Bacon	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
6 mins	Player Name 6079	with a header from the penalty area
9 mins	Carl Isle	with a great volley from 10 yards out
12 mins	Player Name 6077	with a great solo effort
13 mins	Chris P Bacon	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
17 mins	Player Name 6062	blasted a penalty into row z
17 mins	Carl Isle	after ref awarded a penalty
22 mins	Player Name 6077	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
22 mins	Jim Nasticks	from the dressing room
26 mins	Carl Isle	with a flick on
28 mins	Player Name 6076	with a dink right on the goal line
30 mins	Carl Isle	from the dressing room
33 mins	Player Name 6077	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
34 mins	Carl Isle	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
37 mins	Carl Isle	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
38 mins	Player Name 6079	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
41 mins	Chris P Bacon	with a powerful header into the top corner
43 mins	Player Name 6076	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
46 mins	Chris P Bacon	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
49 mins	Player Name 6062	scuffed a penalty
51 mins	Carl Isle	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
55 mins	Player Name 6069	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
55 mins	Chris P Bacon	with a belter from his own half
60 mins	Alan Bequerque	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
61 mins	Player Name 6067	Spitting
61 mins	Mark Erpen	High kicking
61 mins	Player Name 6079	with a dink right on the goal line
64 mins	Carl Isle	after ref awarded a penalty
67 mins	Player Name 6077	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
68 mins	Carl Isle	with a flick on
72 mins	Player Name 6076	with a great solo effort
72 mins	Owen Summony	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
76 mins	Player Name 6067	with an own goal
77 mins	Player Name 6069	with a great volley from 10 yards out
80 mins	Jim Nasticks	with a lovely move from the right wing
82 mins	Player Name 6076	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
84 mins	Player Name 6067	with an own goal from a goal mouth fumble
88 mins	Player Name 6062	scuffed a penalty
88 mins	Carl Isle	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out

Match Report

We Play Like Girls just couldn't stop scoring taking full marks in this resounding 21 - 13 drubbing of Abandon Hope FC. Couldn't stop? Wouldn't stop by the looks of it.
The Abandon Hope FC squad are spending their Tuesday evenings down the boozer, as Derek Marshall ignores the opportunity of improving his teams skills and fitness and has cancelled training.
How lame was Player Name 6065's excuse for missing this match? He claimed his non-appearance was due to a Sky TV installation.
As own goals go, Player Name 6067's peach was as magnificent as it was tragic.
We Play Like Girls may as well have erected a traffic light, permanently on red, at the edge of the 18 yard box, so good were the defence today.
Michael McLintock spotted some horse play in the Abandon Hope FC box and had no hesitation in awarding a penalty. One of the horses involved converted for We Play Like Girls from the spot.
"We were robbed," insisted an agitated Derek Marshall after the defeat. "I'll be seeing their manager Mr PrIsHtInA in court and I want those points back."
On this evidence, We'd hazard that the Abandon Hope FC players probably make really horrible scrambled eggs. The problem? They were badly beaten.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Michael McLintock

Normal

Soft Pitch