The Division Fri, 19 Jun 2026

	(9) 18	-	(5) 11
Abandon Hope FC				We Play Like Girls
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Player Name 6079 4, 17, 39, 43, 47, 69, 74 Player Name 6073 9 Player Name 6072 22, 56 Player Name 6077 26, 60, 81 Player Name 33933 31 (og) Player Name 6076 34, 64, 77 Player Name 6075 90		Player Name 33937 12, 80 Player Name 33934 18, 31, 48, 61 Player Name 33938 25, 36 Player Name 33930 54, 74 Player Name 33922 87 (pen)

Match Statistics
4 3 3		Formation		4 1 2 3
69		Possession		31
20		Shots		11
9		Fouls		10
1		Yellow Cards		1
0		Red Cards		0
10		Offsides		4
Passing		Style		Use Wings
Attacking		Instruction		Attacking
Normal		Aggression		Pansy
Studded		Boots		Moulded

Player Ratings
1 P.Name 6062 29 2 P.Name 6075 34 3 P.Name 6069 (90) 31 4 P.Name 6068 0 5 P.Name 6067 34 6 P.Name 6072 40 7 P.Name 6070 34 8 P.Name 6073 28 9 P.Name 6076 30 10 P.Name 6077 38 11 P.Name 6079 28 12 P.Name 6078 0 13 P.Name 6064 0 14 P.Name 6061 0 15 P.Name 6065 0 16 P.Name 6074 0		1 P.Name 33922 30 2 P.Name 33923 31 3 P.Name 33926 32 4 P.Name 33927 34 5 P.Name 33931 26 6 P.Name 33933 31 7 P.Name 33936 29 8 P.Name 33937 39 9 P.Name 33938 25 10 P.Name 33930 (90) 30 11 P.Name 33934 31 12 P.Name 33932 0 13 P.Name 33924 0 14 P.Name 33921 0 15 P.Name 33935 0 16 P.Name 33929 0

Time		Person	Description
4 mins		Player Name 6079	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
6 mins		Player Name 33922	blasted a penalty into row z
9 mins		Player Name 6073	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
12 mins		Player Name 33937	with a great chip from the left wing
13 mins		Player Name 6062	blasted a penalty into row z
17 mins		Player Name 6079	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
18 mins		Player Name 33934	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
22 mins		Player Name 6072	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
25 mins		Player Name 33938	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
26 mins		Player Name 6077	with a massive strike that gave the keeper no chance
31 mins		Player Name 33933	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
31 mins		Player Name 33934	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
34 mins		Player Name 6076	with a dink right on the goal line
36 mins		Player Name 33938	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
39 mins		Player Name 6079	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
42 mins		Player Name 33922	scuffed a penalty
43 mins		Player Name 6079	from a goal kick
47 mins		Player Name 6079	with a dink right on the goal line
48 mins		Player Name 33934	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
52 mins		Player Name 6062	blasted a penalty into row z
54 mins		Player Name 33930	with a flick on
56 mins		Player Name 6072	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
60 mins		Player Name 6077	with a brave flying header
61 mins		Player Name 33934	with a stunning effort that went in off the post
64 mins		Player Name 6076	with a dink right on the goal line
68 mins		Player Name 33922	blasted a penalty into row z
69 mins		Player Name 6079	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
74 mins		Player Name 6079	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
74 mins		Player Name 33930	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
77 mins		Player Name 6076	from the dressing room
80 mins		Player Name 33937	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
81 mins		Player Name 6077	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
86 mins		Player Name 6062	blasted a penalty into row z
87 mins		Player Name 33922	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins		Player Name 6069	No apparent reason
90 mins		Player Name 33930	Squabbling
90 mins		Player Name 6075	with a lucky rebound off the keeper

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Match Report

Abandon Hope FC turned on the magic for a thumping 18 - 11 rout of We Play Like Girls. Laven Golani must be the organ grinder, We Play Like Girls are certainly playing like monkeys. If it gets any worse it will be his organ in the grinder. We Play Like Girls's Player Name 33932 made a non-appearance after his mum and dad insisted he went on holiday to Bridlington with them. He was so embarrassed he just went without telling anyone. There's nothing raises a titter more than a spectacular own goal. Abandon Hope FC were crying with laughter after Player Name 33933 stuck his away. The shame. An almighty performance by Abandon Hope FC's forwards, their game was like the contents of a carpet fitters pockets. Attack, attack, attack. Abandon Hope FC's Player Name 6062 hung his head in shame when he failed to convert from a penalty kick that could have changed the match. Still, worse things happen at sea. "We were robbed," insisted an agitated Laven Golani after the defeat. "I want to see their guv'nor Derek Marshall in court and I want those points back." Even if We Play Like Girls took to the field in tanks they wouldn't have stopped Abandon Hope FC on this kind of form. You could say they'd have been tonked even in tanks.

Extra Information
Referee	Weather	Pitch
Buster Jones Junior	Windy	Muddy Pitch