Match Report

	(1) 2	-	(11) 21
We Play Like Girls				Willesden Wanderers
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Chris P Bacon 33, 52		Tim Burr 3, 14, 17, 21, 25, 33, 40, 43, 51, 75, 79, 90 Casey Needzit 11 (pen), 64 (pen) Shirley Knot 29, 86 Barb Dwyer 36, 47, 72 Xavier Money 61 Xavier Breath 68

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	5 4 1
37	Possession	63
10	Shots	21
9	Fouls	6
0	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	2
Use Wings	Style	Longball
Attacking	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Astros	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	H.Van Hire	0
2	O.Nikabolokov	34
3	M.Paint	34
4	M.Hunt	35
5	A.Bequerque	29
6	B.Thissity	34
7	C.Isle	28
8	M.Erpen	28
9	O.Summony	33
10	J.Nasticks	31
11	C.Bacon	41
12	P.Name 12200	0
13	P.Name 12205	0
14	P.Name 12214	0
15	P.Name 12212	0
16	P.Name 12218	0

1	C.Needzit		84
2	L.Stooth	(57)	64
3	X.Breath		87
4	B.Weiser		71
5	A.Bomb		59
6	X.Money		46
7	B.Dwyer		90
8	S.Knot		74
9	S.Knot		82
10	M.Skeeto		73
11	T.Burr		71
12	O.Whackew		0
13	J.Strap	(57) (59)	47
14	M.Rohsopht		0
15	E.Roids		0
16	J.Case		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Tim Burr	after a pigeon distracted the keeper
7 mins	Casey Needzit	blasted a penalty into row z
11 mins	Casey Needzit	after ref awarded a penalty
13 mins	Carl Isle	scuffed a penalty
14 mins	Tim Burr	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
17 mins	Tim Burr	with a brave flying header
21 mins	Tim Burr	from a throw in
25 mins	Tim Burr	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
29 mins	Shirley Knot	with a great volley from 10 yards out
33 mins	Chris P Bacon	with a dink right on the goal line
33 mins	Tim Burr	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
36 mins	Barb Dwyer	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
40 mins	Tim Burr	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
43 mins	Tim Burr	with a great volley from 10 yards out
47 mins	Barb Dwyer	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
51 mins	Tim Burr	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
52 mins	Chris P Bacon	with a spectacular bicycle kick
54 mins	Casey Needzit	blasted a penalty into row z
57 mins	Lou Stooth	A bruised shoulder
57 mins	Casey Needzit	scuffed a penalty
59 mins	Jacques Strap	Spitting
61 mins	Xavier Money	with a strike from the left wing
64 mins	Casey Needzit	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Xavier Breath	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
70 mins	Carl Isle	blasted a penalty into row z
72 mins	Barb Dwyer	from a throw in
75 mins	Tim Burr	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
79 mins	Tim Burr	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
86 mins	Shirley Knot	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
90 mins	Tim Burr	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat

Match Report

You have to feel for a side who have just been subjected to the most severe of scorelines. It doesn't get much worse than a 21 - 2 hiding. If they were an animal it would be the kindest thing all round to call a vet.
Whatever it is paul bird is putting in Willesden Wanderers's water, we'd like some.
Hertz Van Hire missed the game because he had a bit of a tummy ache and his mummy made him stay at home.
Willesden Wanderers manager paul bird agreed to give Tim Burr a tenner for every goal he scored. He doubled his wages with 12 goals.
An impressive attacking display. Willesden Wanderers are like Jordan, they have plenty of quality up front.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Willesden Wanderers go out in 5 4 1 formation we're still looking for it.
"The lads ran their socks into the ground out there today," said manager paul bird. "I told them we must throw our hearts over the bar and hope that our bodies will follow. I think we did that."
There was only one team with a mountain to climb here and it wasn't the free-scoring Willesden Wanderers. They were at the peak, while We Play Like Girls struggled with their laces at base camp.

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Simon Pieman

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