Match Report

	(4) 8	-	(9) 18
We Play Like Girls				White Horse Wanderers
Division Pos:13				Division Pos:9

Goal Scorers
Player Name 39057 11, 84 (pen) Player Name 39053 21, 64 Player Name 39051 32 Player Name 39058 43 Player Name 39056 54, 74		Ed Jewcation 7, 11, 19, 25, 29, 40, 50, 58, 65, 83, 88 Stu Pitt 15, 79 Harrison Fire 36 Winnie Dipoo 43 Player Name 39046 47 (og) Moe DeLawn 54 Hayden Seek 68

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	2 3 2 1 2
37	Possession	63
9	Shots	18
8	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	3
Longball	Style	Longball
Counter Attack	Instruction	Defensive
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 39042		31
2	P.Name 39043		0
3	P.Name 39046		34
4	P.Name 39047		0
5	P.Name 39051	(61)	44
6	P.Name 39053		32
7	P.Name 39056		44
8	P.Name 39057		41
9	P.Name 39058		36
10	P.Name 39050		30
11	P.Name 39054		45
12	P.Name 39052		0
13	P.Name 39044		0
14	P.Name 39041		0
15	P.Name 39055		0
16	P.Name 39049		0

1	R.Banks		66
2	V.Veeta		76
3	H.Seek		86
4	B.Crobbery		64
5	D.Druff		46
6	H.Fire		77
7	M.DeLawn		72
8	H.Seek		81
9	W.Dipoo	(60)	46
10	S.Pitt		44
11	E.Jewcation		43
12	L.Lyde		0
13	V.Veeta		0
14	C.Terbocks		0
15	A.Kaseltzer		0
16	R.Banks		0


Time	Person	Description
7 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
11 mins	Player Name 39057	with a great solo effort
11 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a belter from his own half
15 mins	Stu Pitt	with the bumcheek of God
19 mins	Ed Jewcation	from a throw in
21 mins	Player Name 39053	from a free kick
22 mins	Robin Banks	scuffed a penalty
25 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a header from the penalty area
29 mins	Ed Jewcation	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
32 mins	Player Name 39051	with a thunderous shot from distance
32 mins	Robin Banks	scuffed a penalty
36 mins	Harrison Fire	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
40 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a flick on
43 mins	Player Name 39058	with a header from the penalty area
43 mins	Winnie Dipoo	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half
47 mins	Player Name 39046	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
50 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a shot which ricocheted in off the crossbar
54 mins	Player Name 39056	from a free kick
54 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
58 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a powerful header into the top corner
60 mins	Winnie Dipoo	Flying a kite
61 mins	Player Name 39051	Indecent exposure
64 mins	Player Name 39053	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
65 mins	Ed Jewcation	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
68 mins	Hayden Seek	with a strike from the left wing
72 mins	Robin Banks	scuffed a penalty
74 mins	Player Name 39056	with a flick on
76 mins	Robin Banks	scuffed a penalty
79 mins	Stu Pitt	with a lovely move from the right wing
83 mins	Ed Jewcation	with a spectacular bicycle kick
84 mins	Player Name 39057	after ref awarded a penalty
88 mins	Ed Jewcation	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper

Match Report

Surely not even the maddest of gamblers would bet against Max Clarke's side getting relegated after their latest defeat. What they need now is a miracle.
Max Clarke clearly thinks passing is something stupid people do on game shows, or else he'd be training his squad how to do it better. Any training at all would help!
Player Name 39052 didn't show up for We Play Like Girls because he couldn't find his favourite pants and can't play properly without a lacy pair of knickers under his shorts.
Ed Jewcation was the White Horse Wanderers's Midas - everything he hit turned to goals, bagging 11 for himself.
Both teams played a tactical game but We Play Like Girls's counter style couldn't beat White Horse Wanderers defensive play.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, We Play Like Girls's Max Clarke is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 2 3 2 1 2 formation.
With results like this, We Play Like Girls are facing a bleak season like a hungry dog at dinner time. Sitting at the foot of the table and begging for scraps.
A fluke goalfest or a sign of future intention? Whatever, White Horse Wanderers will go all the way if they can keep up this sort of form.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Brian Blinker

Rainy

Soft Pitch