Match Report

	(4) 9	-	(2) 5
Willesden Wanderers				The Wonder Boys
Division Pos:6				Division Pos:2

Goal Scorers
Tim Burr 10, 18, 28 Shirley Knot 39 Barb Dwyer 48 Casey Needzit 58 (pen), 90 (pen) Bill Board 68, 80		Ulee Daway 14, 69, 90 Rick Kleiner 32, 51

Match Statistics

2 3 2 1 2	Formation	4 4 2 Attacking
49	Possession	51
9	Shots	14
10	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	7
Use Wings	Style	Continental
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Blades

Player Ratings

1	C.Needzit		83
2	B.Weiser		77
3	X.Breath		71
4	L.Lyde		82
5	A.Bomb		70
6	X.Money	(90)	46
7	B.Dwyer		88
8	S.Knot		82
9	S.Knot		71
10	B.Board		73
11	T.Burr		71
12	O.Whackew		0
13	J.Strap		0
14	M.Rohsopht		0
15	L.Stooth		0
16	J.Case		0

1	W.Maykit		71
2	J.King		68
3	A.Gator		71
4	T.Vision		68
5	L.DeHand	(90)	63
6	S.Pull		65
7	B.Nessround		73
8	S.Knot		46
9	B.Crobbery		46
10	R.Kleiner		82
11	U.Daway		55
12	F.Bisceps		0
13	A.Gravity		0
14	B.Weiser		0
15	E.Roids		0
16	B.Arrow		0


Time	Person	Description
10 mins	Tim Burr	with a spectacular bicycle kick
14 mins	Ulee Daway	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
18 mins	Tim Burr	with a flick on
28 mins	Tim Burr	with the hand of God
32 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a thunderous shot from distance
39 mins	Shirley Knot	from the dressing room
48 mins	Barb Dwyer	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
51 mins	Rick Kleiner	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
58 mins	Casey Needzit	after ref awarded a penalty
68 mins	Bill Board	with a flick on
69 mins	Ulee Daway	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
80 mins	Bill Board	from a free kick
90 mins	Xavier Money	Repeated fouling
90 mins	Len DeHand	Dangerous tackling
90 mins	Casey Needzit	after ref awarded a penalty
90 mins	Ulee Daway	after a lovely one-two cut the defence in half

Match Report

Willesden Wanderers looked so comfortable during their 9 - 5 win over The Wonder Boys they could have done it sitting on their sofas at home.
Willesden Wanderers applauded their defenders off the pitch after a performance Moore, Butcher and Adams would have been proud of.
Lou Stooth was absent because he'd just had Sky installed and couldn't tear himself away from a fascinating documentary about whale sex.
A hat trick for Ulee Daway topped off a sterling afternoon's work for The Wonder Boys player.
The Wonder Boys's midfield needs attention. They were making less successful passes than a flatulent, acne ridden geek with halitosis at a school disco.
There are less suitable formations for Willesden Wanderers's squad than 2 3 2 1 2, but paul bird would be advised to ignore those too.
"If it wasn't for their goals, we would have won this one," moaned The Wonder Boys manager Oliver Dedman. "I'm in the results business, and this was a bad day at the office."
With this win, Willesden Wanderers seem to be freewheeling at the moment. Stick with this kind of form and the season won't be an uphill struggle from them at least.

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Buster Jones Junior

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