Match Report

	(2) 4	-	(8) 16
Abandon Hope FC				SS BALISTIC
Division Pos:15				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Player Name 6079 15, 90 Player Name 6070 30 Player Name 6077 60		Hugo First 5, 25, 53, 66, 77 Eileen Dover 10, 40, 44, 69, 81, 85 Winnie Bago 15 Abe Rudder 21, 30 Bo Nessround 73 Daryl Lect 89

Match Statistics

4 3 3	Formation	3 5 2 Attacking
38	Possession	62
10	Shots	18
12	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	2
1	Red Cards	0
3	Offsides	4
Passing	Style	Use Wings
Attacking	Instruction	Attacking
Normal	Aggression	Pansy
Studded	Boots	Studded

Player Ratings

1	P.Name 6062		29
2	P.Name 6075		34
3	P.Name 6069	(34,62)	31
4	P.Name 6068		0
5	P.Name 6067		34
6	P.Name 6072		40
7	P.Name 6070		34
8	P.Name 6073		28
9	P.Name 6076		30
10	P.Name 6077		38
11	P.Name 6079		28
12	P.Name 6078		0
13	P.Name 6064		0
14	P.Name 6061		0
15	P.Name 6065		0
16	P.Name 6074		0

1	D.Lesgettham		72
2	H.First		66
3	A.Rudder		76
4	B.Board		46
5	W.Bago	(34)	48
6	B.Nessround	(60)	79
7	D.Tater		71
8	D.Lect		90
9	E.Jewcation		47
10	E.Dover		81
11	H.First		61
12	N.Ovtime		0
13	J.Credible		0
14	A.Rudder		0
15	N.Ovtime		0
16	B.Frapples		0


Time	Person	Description
5 mins	Hugo First	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
10 mins	Eileen Dover	with a dink right on the goal line
15 mins	Player Name 6079	with an amazing lob from an acute angle
15 mins	Winnie Bago	with a dink right under the goalkeeper's nose
21 mins	Abe Rudder	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
25 mins	Hugo First	with a flick on
30 mins	Player Name 6070	after a dog ran on pitch and put the ball into the net
30 mins	Abe Rudder	with a dink right on the goal line
34 mins	Player Name 6069	Head butting
34 mins	Winnie Bago	Head butting
34 mins	Darius Lesgettham	blasted a penalty into row z
40 mins	Eileen Dover	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
44 mins	Eileen Dover	after he beat the offside trap and went one-on-one with the keeper
49 mins	Darius Lesgettham	blasted a penalty into row z
53 mins	Hugo First	after the referee over-ruled the linesman when blatantly 30 yards offside
60 mins	Bo Nessround	Scrapping
60 mins	Player Name 6077	with a belter from his own half
62 mins	Player Name 6069	Shirt pulling
62 mins	Darius Lesgettham	blasted a penalty into row z
66 mins	Hugo First	with a great chip from the left wing
69 mins	Eileen Dover	with a lovely move from the right wing
73 mins	Bo Nessround	with a strike from the left wing
75 mins	Player Name 6062	blasted a penalty into row z
77 mins	Hugo First	with the hand of God
81 mins	Eileen Dover	with a lovely move from the right wing
85 mins	Eileen Dover	from a corner
89 mins	Daryl Lect	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
90 mins	Player Name 6079	from the dressing room

Match Report

After suffering another defeat, theAbandon Hope FC team are looking like a hooker with a £20 note in her hand. They might not like it, but they are going down. It's going to leave a bad taste too.
SS BALISTIC manager tate harry pulled off something magic this week. He could be looking at a job offer from Hogwarts.
Abandon Hope FC are the kind of side who take no prisoners. After his performance between the sticks, keeper Player Name 6062 should be locked up.
Abandon Hope FC's midfield had a nightmare today and will have sleepless nights about it.
Player Name 6069 and Winnie Bago both found themselves in Simon Pieman's book after headbutting each other like rutting stags.
Like getting your plumber to do the gardening, SS BALISTIC's tate harry is wasting a lot of potential by insisting on a 3 5 2 Attacking formation.
"This game is all about being a tight knit unit when it counts," rallied an angry Derek Marshall. "We looked like a sweater knitted by my gran. Full of holes."
It wasn't so much an off day for Abandon Hope FC, it was more like a day when someone forgot to switch them on in the first place.

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Simon Pieman

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