Match Report

	(2) 5	-	(1) 2
Arnold Town				Valleys Commandos
Division Pos:14				Division Pos:16

Goal Scorers
Bart Ender 12, 37, 49, 77 Moe DeLawn 90		Val Crow 17 Herbie Voor 71 (pen)

Match Statistics

Diamond	Formation	3 4 1 2
30	Possession	70
6	Shots	21
9	Fouls	5
1	Yellow Cards	0
0	Red Cards	0
1	Offsides	4
Longball	Style	Use Wings
Defensive	Instruction	Attacking
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Moulded	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	T.Vision		74
2	A.Tricity		85
3	B.Nessround		46
4	A.Hassle		73
5	J.Strap	(90)	46
6	B.Free		84
7	V.Veeta		88
8	M.DeLawn		89
9	A.Sapple		73
10	M.DeLawn		59
11	B.Ender		74
12	A.Hugnkiss		0
13	E.Roids		0
14	J.Case		0
15	J.Frayed		0
16	L.Sirr		0

1	H.Voor	85
2	E.Whatarmy	75
3	B.Early	69
4	R.Cranium	51
5	U.Daway	75
6	L.Lyde	81
7	J.Frayed	76
8	S.Urai	63
9	A.Hugnkiss	44
10	V.Crow	82
11	J.King	80
12	L.DeHand	0
13	J.Czarfunee	0
14	S.Cola	0
15	P.Zaria	0
16	T.Urchips	0


Time	Person	Description
12 mins	Bart Ender	with a belter from his own half
17 mins	Val Crow	with pin-point accuracy into the far corner
24 mins	Telly Vision	blasted a penalty into row z
37 mins	Bart Ender	with a brave flying header
49 mins	Bart Ender	with a wonderful chip from 30 yards out
63 mins	Telly Vision	blasted a penalty into row z
71 mins	Herbie Voor	after ref awarded a penalty
77 mins	Bart Ender	from the dressing room
90 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	Repeated fouling
90 mins	Moe DeLawn	with a belter from his own half

Match Report

Valleys Commandos played like big girls' blouses and deserved everything Arnold Town threw at them, including the goalposts and the ref.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though Valleys Commandos boss Stuart Clement could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
Pete Zaria missed Valleys Commandos's game because he went on a dirty weekend with the barmaid from his local.
Arnold Town proved defence can be the best form of attack, were patient and used their chances well against Valleys Commandos's gung ho play.
The animals went into the ark two by two for a very good reason, if there's an explanation why Valleys Commandos go out in 3 4 1 2 formation we're still looking for it.
"All the Valleys Commandos team are 100% behind the manager," one player commented after this defeat. "But I can't speak for the rest of them."
Back to basics then for Valleys Commandos who seemed to suffer some sort of collective brain fade when confronted by a game of football.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

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