Match Report

	(0) 1	-	(10) 21
Westhampton City				GalatasaraySK
Division Pos:11				Division Pos:3

Goal Scorers
Ulee Daway 51		Fletcher Bisceps 3, 8, 12, 16, 46 (pen), 59, 77, 90 Val Lay 20 Shirley Knot 24 Xavier Breath 29 Ben Crobbery 33, 50, 64, 68 Shirley Knot 37 (og) Xavier Breath 42, 55, 86 Amanda Hugnkiss 73 Ed Jewcation 81

Match Statistics

2 5 3	Formation	4 5 1
29	Possession	71
8	Shots	21
7	Fouls	7
1	Yellow Cards	2
0	Red Cards	0
4	Offsides	10
Use Wings	Style	Passing
Attacking	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Normal
Astros	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	K.Dewitt		78
2	S.Knot	(55)	62
3	S.Urai	(33)	62
4	X.Money		72
5	B.Arrow		80
6	R.Ingleaves		71
7	W.Piece		54
8	A.Choke		58
9	B.Weiser		79
10	U.Daway		88
11	B.Weiser		71
12	D.Sore		0
13	J.Frayed	(33)	73
14	A.Nino		0
15	A.Choke		0
16	J.Case		0

1	A.Meway		90
2	R.Banks		86
3	V.Lay		88
4	M.Skeeto		86
5	E.Jewcation		88
6	X.Breath		90
7	B.Crobbery	(33)	92
8	A.Hugnkiss		88
9	S.Knot	(67)	89
10	X.Breath		75
11	F.Bisceps		93
12	L.Briccant		0
13	H.Seek		0
14	B.Frapples		0
15	B.Board		0
16	V.Crow		0


Time	Person	Description
3 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a great volley from 10 yards out
8 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a spectacular bicycle kick
12 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	from a corner
16 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a dink right on the goal line
20 mins	Val Lay	with a header from the penalty area
24 mins	Shirley Knot	with a lovely move from the right wing
29 mins	Xavier Breath	with a belter from his own half
33 mins	Ben Crobbery	No apparent reason
33 mins	Sam Urai	A broken arm
33 mins	Ben Crobbery	with an unbelievable shot from his own penalty area
37 mins	Shirley Knot	with a shot which hit a defender on the way in
42 mins	Xavier Breath	with a strike from the left wing
46 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	after ref awarded a penalty
50 mins	Ben Crobbery	from the dressing room
51 mins	Ulee Daway	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
55 mins	Shirley Knot	No apparent reason
55 mins	Xavier Breath	with a rocket from outside the penalty area
59 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a cheeky dink through the keeper's legs
64 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a belter from the halfway line
67 mins	Shirley Knot	Head butting
68 mins	Ben Crobbery	with a flick on
73 mins	Amanda Hugnkiss	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
77 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with a belter from his own half
81 mins	Ed Jewcation	from a free kick
86 mins	Xavier Breath	after he sprung the offside trap leaving just the keeper to beat
90 mins	Fletcher Bisceps	with the bumcheek of God

Match Report

Surely this will go down as a vintage performance from a sparky GalatasaraySK who, on the evidence of this thumping 21 - 1 rout of Westhampton City, just couldn't stop scoring.
Joe Bonson needs his mind jogging. He needs to remember that's what his team should be doing. Jogging. He gives no attention to his increasingly chubby squad's training needs.
GalatasaraySK had so much of the ball, Westhampton City asked the ref to stop the game and check their was only one ball on the pitch.
Much to his the delight of the opposition, Shirley Knot stuck a beautifully weighted backpass right into his own net. GalatasaraySK could only marvel at the boy's obvious skill.
Scouts were seen watching GalatasaraySK's midfield. Could a big move be on the cards after this stunning performance.
Westhampton City's Joe Bonson is clearly deeply in love with 2 5 3. His team however can't stand it. A trial seperation must be in order.
"Before the game," manager Ihsan Saka told reporters, "I made a prediction Ð I said it could go either way. In fact it didn't because we won."
With a mere 21 goals being the difference between the two sides, this wasn't so much a game of football as a successful target practice session for GalatasaraySK.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Butch Gravelneck

Normal

Soft Pitch