Match Report

	(1) 3	-	(5) 10
the bennetts				St Kilda Select
Division Pos:1				Division Pos:6

Goal Scorers
Jose Frayed 19, 74 Andy Structible 55		Casey Needzit 8, 88 Adam Bomb 16 Sam Manilla 24, 55, 72 Joe Czarfunee 32, 40, 81 Bowen Arrow 48 (pen)

Match Statistics

1 8 1	Formation	5 2 3 Attacking
41	Possession	59
10	Shots	16
10	Fouls	6
1	Yellow Cards	1
0	Red Cards	0
2	Offsides	3
Passing	Style	Continental
Counter Attack	Instruction	Counter Attack
Pansy	Aggression	Pansy
Blades	Boots	Moulded

Player Ratings

1	L.Nover		65
2	D.Sore	(90)	73
3	B.Early		77
4	B.Crobbery		73
5	J.Atrics		52
6	E.Roids		72
7	J.Czarfunee		59
8	J.Frayed		72
9	A.Structible		69
10	B.Weiser		58
11	B.Board		45
12	A.Tricity		0
13	J.Czarfunee		0
14	B.Crobbery		0
15	C.Terbocks		0
16	S.Pull		0

1	B.Arrow		84
2	A.Bomb		87
3	D.Buratto		87
4	S.Cola		83
5	D.Buratto		71
6	M.Absent		52
7	R.Ingleaves		82
8	J.Czarfunee		90
9	C.Needzit		81
10	S.Manilla		91
11	R.Meeblind	(90)	59
12	L.Tarred		0
13	W.Leggrowbach		0
14	A.Hassle		0
15	P.Zaria		0
16	B.Ender		0


Time	Person	Description
8 mins	Casey Needzit	with the bumcheek of God
16 mins	Adam Bomb	with a lucky rebound off the keeper
19 mins	Jose Frayed	with a thunderous shot from distance
24 mins	Sam Manilla	with a little side heel inside the six yard box
32 mins	Joe Czarfunee	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
38 mins	Lee Nover	blasted a penalty into row z
40 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a belter from the halfway line
48 mins	Bowen Arrow	after ref awarded a penalty
55 mins	Andy Structible	with a subtle shot from just inside the penalty area
55 mins	Sam Manilla	with a belter from his own half
64 mins	Bowen Arrow	scuffed a penalty
72 mins	Sam Manilla	after he went through a non-existent gap leaving him with a clear shot
74 mins	Jose Frayed	with a unstoppable effort from 20 yards out
81 mins	Joe Czarfunee	with a powerful header into the top corner
88 mins	Casey Needzit	with a scissor kick on the edge of the box
90 mins	Dinah Sore	Time wasting
90 mins	Robin Meeblind	Shirt pulling

Match Report

It became clear early on that St Kilda Select shouldn't even be on the same pitch as the bennetts. The 10 - 3 scoreline suggests they weren't actually on the same pitch.
Tactics? It doesn't look as though the bennetts boss Adam Purnell could even manage three Shredded Wheat at the moment.
Chad Terbocks missed the game because he had a bit of a tummy ache and his mummy made him stay at home.
With 10 other players on the field it's hard to credit that one man can lose a game on his own. the bennetts's keeper is turning losing matches for his side into an art form.
Duncan Ferguson will feel justified that his continental style of play won St Kilda Select the match. They also nearly won several Oscars for their Ho0llywood standard diving and acting.
Ensuring your best players get to play in their best positions is vital. 5 2 3 Attacking was a good stab, unfortunately for Duncan Ferguson most of his squad are best on the bench.
"You have to love this game after results like that," beamed a delighted Duncan Ferguson following the match. "If there weren't such a thing as football, these lads would all be frustrated footballers."
If the bennetts want to keep their shorts clean, maybe the bennetts should consider getting the their washing machine fixed. And while they're at it, why not ask the plumber if he can mend their leaking defence.

Extra Information

Referee

Weather

Pitch

Cecil Dingberry

Rainy

Soft Pitch